Jenny

Love Arsenal even when they make me weep.

[Randy @u2_randy]

@realDonaldTrump If anyone is looking for a good president, I strongly suggest you don’t elect trump.

[realfd1954 @realfd1954]

@realDonaldTrump Did you hear back yet? Just wondering, since Iran doesn't have twitter

[Paul Caruana Galizia @pcaruanagalizia]

‘I wish she was still alive to answer about Egrant allegations’, says governing party MP. You and me both Rosianne.

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

To Rebel President Mon Mothma: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE EMPIRE AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT GALACTIC HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. THE EMPEROR WILL NO LONGER STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF TREASON & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

[You Are My Arsenal @YouAreMyArsenal]

Very Spurs-like

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

WARNING PRAYER OVERLOAD IN ANGLICAN SECTOR #ENGCRO

[Kristian @vonstrenginho]

The Senegal warm-up is even better with Ducktales music.

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

@realDonaldTrump The home of Mark Twain now run by someone who can't spell a two syllable word. Anyone teach you how to spell "special counsel" yet?

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

It's the end of an era...

22 years
1,235 games
716 wins
2,298 goals
1 Arsène Wenger

#MerciArsène

[Patrick Vieira @OfficialVieira]

Thank you for everything

[Gooner Craig @GoonerNow]

I wanted Arsene to go but you can't be happy about this.

He's been part of my Arsenal life forever.

Thank you, Le Prof.

[James @1GoldPLTrophy]

Chiellini to Sky Italia "Wojciech Szczesny said he knew we would win tonight. I think the phrase he used was 'They're Spursy'. Its not a phrase I knew before the game, but I think I understand it now" #THFC

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Hey @nra please stay the fuck away from Leslie Knope. https://t.co/Lr2HCeN7qp

[HamishSteele @hamishsteele]

This video cassette I found at my grandmas house still makes me laugh so much

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

i made you a mixtape
i hope you like songs about darth vader
and the sound of darth vader breathing
and someone reciting lyrics over the imperial march until they are rudely interrupted by a door opening and the voice says “MOM” loudly and is abruptly cut off

[Frenchie 🇫🇷☕ 🍰 @shazzer42000]

If one of you bastards ever boos Giroud when he comes to the Emirates, I am coming for you. Sleep with one eye open.

[Arsene's Army @ArsenesArmy]

Remember when your wife left and took the kids? Well I've got worse news for you I'm afraid. https://t.co/oV3RL8KPj0

[Ifreke Inyang @Ifreke]

Goodbye Olivier Giroud. Elite supermodel. Chief of the beard gang. Scorer of last-ditch bullet headers. Inventor of wall passses. King of the near-post finishes. It took us long to appreciate you, but we will always love you!

[Jenny @la_goonerette]

Giroud leaving is far more depressing than Alexis leaving. :((((((((((