Lalit Shejwal

Keshav, your Parth needs you, show up fast! (Exodus 14:14)

[Lalit Shejwal @la_lit_af]

He needs to compromise
She needs to compromise
Everybody needs to compromise
#IndianMatchmaking

[Lalit Shejwal @la_lit_af]

@Akshay9823 @Ryanair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.

[k🎱 @crtfydyapper]

messi being born on international fairy day just makes so much sense

[Lalit Shejwal @la_lit_af]

Can we get there faster thanks!

[🫧 @sijuagain]

it will all work out.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Just because I prefer to be kind does not mean I won't slap the fuck out of you.

[cee @1ovesickkk]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing fucking me is life

[Lalit Shejwal @la_lit_af]

🥺🥺

[B𝐀𝐑𝐆CELONA @Bargcelona10]

“Cuando una estrella está a punto de desaparecer, brilla en su máximo esplendor antes de apagarse”

[🟦DanDee🟪 @FineNDanDee]

The window makes him look like he's complaining about Michael Scott

[Lalit Shejwal @la_lit_af]

It's raining in Mumbai & Spotify decided to play

बरसात भी आकर चली गई
बादल भी गरज कर बरस गए....

Mhmm okayy timing much! ☔🎶

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

people are quicker to wish death on a footballer for missing a goal than on people who commit rape or other genuinely evil acts

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

1 vs. 5 but the 1 is Messi 🐐

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

“Hmm, Lionel Messi seems cool. Maybe I should start supporting him…”

Best decision of my life.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I’ve seen Messi score that exact goal at least 500 times

[luke @louorns]

The fact this what said 14 years ago when Messi was 25 is nuts

[Lalit Shejwal @la_lit_af]

Always this lot, Zero Shame like always, Baila ahora Piers! 🤣🤣🤣

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The 🐐- at missing penalties.

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Americans after they find out that a group of fish is called “school”

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

*yo reciclando una botella para cuidar el planeta*

El hijo de perra de Infantino durante el mundial:

[Lalit Shejwal @la_lit_af]

@FerranTorres20 You're gonna be fine sharko, you've turned it around before, hang in there! 💙❤️

[paulagavi🫯 @gaviseta]

“por favor que sea gol” me moriré ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹ferran le daremos la vuelta a esto te lo prometo