Paola Reyes

[Paola Reyes @la_popa]

http://t.co/WAW8goSC I bet when Johnny Depp dies his only regret will be he didn't do enough Tim Burton films.

[Paola Reyes @la_popa]

I want to name my next pet Peeve. http://t.co/5qzyxutW

[Paola Reyes @la_popa]

One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book. http://t.co/6qVxZHYa

[Paola Reyes @la_popa]

The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket. http://t.co/KycCn1RM

[Paola Reyes @la_popa]

http://t.co/U2hf51R9 I try to refrain from farting while I masturbate. For I am a gentleman.

[Paola Reyes @la_popa]

"Just saw this text." Just saw this lie. http://t.co/7BByBc10

[Paola Reyes @la_popa]

Watching soccer gives me the same feeling as watching http://t.co/YNwGOK50

[Paola Reyes @la_popa]

http://t.co/U2hf51R9 No wonder my cigar tastes funny. It's just a really old hot dog.