in the words of ethel cain:
"if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."
If you had told me two weeks ago that my entire personality would revolve around a two month old Pygmy hippo—I probably would have believed you because I love fat little animals