LaShamberWeber

Military spouse, mother of two functioning adults, lover of the four legged variety and eye nerd

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@hitRECordJoe Love feels like the anticipation over the outcome of a coin toss it’s either going to be really good with a few bad times or really bad with a few good times.

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@StephenKing I appreciate that cause that was just so low budget.

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@DatelineNBC His guilt

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@mindykaling I don’t know any actors other than my daughter who portrayed a squirrel at age 6 so there’s that.

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Just watched a commercial from @CoorsLight geared towards us ladies.... nicely done.👏👏👏 #yourthetits #CoorsLight #brasoff #wellplayed #buyingbeer

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I am feeling salty after realizing I have never been asked to make a diorama since grade school.

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@TeddyBBGun @TheBigE_21 Lol seriously though

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She comes by it honestly....... #ouch

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I love hurting my own feelings by looking at houses I can’t afford on https://t.co/LN9uZQMVEb and imagining my life there

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So I have notice that the closed captioning is on all my Netflix on and I’m kinda liking it. #itsmyoldness #becomingmyparents #SaturdayVibes

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#handsomepantsthealbum

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@Lashamber Weber out seeing Toothless Betty #drunkband #Bellylaughs #justalittlehi

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So @NissanUSA I did the math & I’ve put $54000 into our relationship of 13 years & you cheated me for $311. I won’t be back in fact @Honda looking at your girl like, we see you & that credit score. #neveragain #EpicFail #ByeFelicia

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My 2019 Nissan Rogue Sport w/10,834 miles failed NY inspection the rear rotors were bad but the brakes pads in the back & front & the rotors in the front were just fine. Cost me $311, Nissan says it’s not covered says it’s environmental. #neveragain #Nissan #epicfail #WTH #SMH

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@mindykaling @PoornaJags My favorite line was “her neck is busted”.

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@mindykaling @loulielang @netflix @neverhaveiever I devoured it all in one day 😬😩

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@hitRECordJoe Love feels like the anticipation over the outcome of a coin toss it’s either going to be really good with a few bad times or really bad with a few good times.

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@_CynthiaJohnson @fortunefunny

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@felipebuzzi @hitRECordJoe It’s a great picture

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@chrissyteigen You can add a headlamp to a gallon of water and make a light

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@morgancf_ @Jimmysnaz1 Who doesn’t?????

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Finished binge watching Big Little Lies with @ReeseW omg I just love her saying naughty words and being like the rest of us! I hope she carries part of Madeline around in her everyday life. #BigLittleLies #Hulu #bingeworthy