ａｙ， ｍｉ ｃｈｉｃｌｅ

entusiasta de los chiles toreados

[mags mcr 2x ♱ @caesarcohen]

procrastinei tanto o suicídio que eu vi o my chemical romance ao vivo

[✰ dzl @dzlgrrl]

love bombing without money is terrorism

[ilove @imsopopu1ar]

White Mexican girls are built so different the biological male equivalent has not been created yet

[piyi @sfs_jr]

“perdiste tu brillo” wey debo machin de feria

[El Rayado Objetivo @objetivo_mty]

*Donald Trump empieza una tercera guerra mundial*

Yo con la tarjeta de crédito a tope:

[ａｙ， ｍｉ ｃｈｉｃｌｅ @la_v_a]

WRONG

[gaby @moonadaxs]

yo podré ser:

migajera
ghosteadora
celosa
obsesiva
insoportable
intensa
egoísta
controladora
enferma mental

pero NUNCA infiel

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you

[flor @palanttt]

lloré

[🦂 @psychoticsystem]

i have a mental illness that makes me think people can change their minds if i present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data

[xyghbq @_Nyamburaaaaaa]

First in my bloodline to abuse substances and still hold my morals together .

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

say it's a loose adaptation all you want, remove all of the essential dimensionality and race from Heathcliff, make an anti-period piece and ignore half of the story you're telling but don't sell me a wild and graphic romance and then have every sex scene be fully clothed

[Rachel A DeMita @RADeMita]

me to my cat when he starts scratching the furniture

[kelsey @kelsaywhat]

everyone behind her dressed like bruno mars but he’s chained to the bars of the dungeon in the gambling debt prison of the bellagio

[ａｙ， ｍｉ ｃｈｉｃｌｅ @la_v_a]

quiero que me salte un furro en el barrio chino

[• αηαℓια • @analiagrc]

cuando estás ovulando y simplemente respira al lado tuyo

[Riċ @ricblurs]

didn’t kill myself in january +1000 aura

[camille @peachofthewest]

I could not disagree more… I want to think about it talk about it laugh about it and maybe even partake in it if the circumstances are right

[shay᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 @yappingbambix]

Stop w that nonchalant shit and bark for me

[ａｙ， ｍｉ ｃｈｉｃｌｅ @la_v_a]

ojalá salga que me dieron el premio al desarrollo estudiantil 👁️🫦👁️

[Sonora Cibersegura @SonoraCiber]

🚧🚨¡CIBERALERTA!🚨🚧 Desde el 16 de enero el usuario #Ender84 puso a la venta en un foro de cibercrimen una supuesta base de datos del @TecdeMonterrey con 900,000 líneas de información de alumnos desde 1950 hasta 2026. 😱
@ivillasenor
@victor_ruiz
@hiramcoop

[milk @iShowShitpost]

me acting like i have a 5-year plan when im actually just trying to make it to friday