Leah

I'm a amateur photographer, certified pasty crimper, wind-up merchant, prankster and all-round pain in the ass.

[Leah @LaaahMad]

"Has Facebook"
My Meta account was suspended last week due to the latest "hacking" method of linking new Oculus accounts to existing Facebook & Instagram accounts. Not reported in the media, but it's started to become a big problem. My guess is the outage is related to that.

[Leah @LaaahMad]

The only package I'd ever entrust @DPDgroup_news to deliver in the future would be a completed jigsaw puzzle because I know it would arrive in 1000 pieces for the recipient to enjoy.

[Leah @LaaahMad]

Hairy friend #HighlandCow #Dartmoor

[Leah @LaaahMad]

@NetflixFR The OA

[Leah @LaaahMad]

@lucyliz @andycompton_ I wish I could erase it... 😂

[Leah @LaaahMad]

@osian_williams @VimeoStaff 🙋‍♀️

[Leah @LaaahMad]

@DerrenBrown @Deliveroo Not bad for a first attempt. Try not to sit on it next time though...

[Leah @LaaahMad]

The @RSPCA_official report suggests many fast-growing meat chickens have a life not worth living. @sainsburys will you sign The Better Chicken Commitment? https://t.co/OGbKTkCmYr

[Jay W @JayW42807696]

#DafabetMasters 5 plastic bottles on every players' table! Come on it's not hard to have a jug and a glass! #environment #reuseandrespect #singleuseplastic #saveourplanet #musttryharder #poorshow #chillys

[Leah @LaaahMad]

@VictoriaPlumUK Did you paint the mirror? I think you painted the mirror. Why did you paint the mirror.

[Leah @LaaahMad]

@HugillBill @stephencanning I wish I could like this more than once.

[Leah @LaaahMad]

Ahh, I get it now. The men get paid so much more for the men's world cup because of the additional skill of amateur dramatics. The women are really lacking on their diving abilities. Boring. #FIFAWWC2019

[Leah @LaaahMad]

Not sure that @Channel4 truly appreciated my feedback for the narration of #devonandcornwall. Who could be more qualified to judge a Cornish accent than the Cornish locals? 😂

[Leah @LaaahMad]

@kingssnacks One thing I massively missed when I went vegetarian was Jerky and Biltong. Couldn't believe my luck when I came across your veggie jerky and prostrips! Thank you!

[Leah @LaaahMad]

@sonyxperia My XZ1 compact was good for the first couple of hours until it restarted itself (something that has happened multiple times since) I've had it for 4 days and it's already disappointed me more times than I have fingers, and I have all my fingers. Any news on this bug fix?

[Leah @LaaahMad]

@Phillipbreen #PotatoPorn

[Laura Gallop @lauragallopdop]

Had a pretty excellent time catching up with my Cornish bestie @laaahmad these past few days -… https://t.co/0kaM7dhAKg

[Leah @LaaahMad]

What do you think of this boiled human carcass @GordonRamsay ?

[Leah @LaaahMad]

The Easter Bunny is gearing up for Sunday with the help of his Side Chicks. #Easter #EasterBunny https://t.co/NMO2BKBLlI