Ashley Lane

academic goals: to be a dinosaur.

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

OPEN LETTER TO WHOMEVER IS TAKING MY POKEMON MUG AT WORK: I hope you burn your mouth on your coffee and can't taste the catered chicken tenders we're having for lunch today.

[Nisha Patel, MD MS, Dipl of ABOM, CCMS @DrPlantel]

You’ve got to be shitting me. This is a slap in the face to every woman who has ever been pregnant. How dare RFK Jr. target mothers with fear and misinformation? There is no proven link between Tylenol use in pregnancy and autism. Tylenol is one of the few safe medications available for pain and discomfort during pregnancy, and now it’s being demonized without evidence. This isn’t public health. It’s reckless fearmongering.

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

he looks like a cat staring at a ghost you can't see

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

@tomwardofficial @tacobell @theh3podcast I can confirm, I ordered a Crunchwrap combo as they were eating it.

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

@JonBruner @formlabs @lumafield @Doritos @ChesterCheetah @RUFFLES @PepsiCo The tiny scaffolding 💕

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

@trillmagnolias Korny Rae Jepsen

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

@BaileySarian @TheEmilyDBaker Also, she never assaulted him except that she did hit him and yes, she did throw things at him.

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

baby's first capitalism

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

Alternatives for "can you see my screen?" in year 3 of WFH: "You should be able to see my screen" and continuing, and now I have "Alright, is this text size OK?" if I have a document up. And of course there's saying nothing and just starting the presentation, like a psychopath.

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

Picked up my iPad to see if that rocket slammed into the moon yet, got hit in the face with 1 Million dead from COVID notification, and woo my Sephora order shipped.

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

@spramgus Even if I did claim to understand or care about NFTs, connecting my crypto wallet to one of the largest sources of personal data in the world seems a little… contradictory?

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

I have LITERALLY never wanted anything LESS than this stop it

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

@DrMacDougall This just straight up isn’t sustainable and it’s not like half of us are secret prophets.. like WE KNEW THIS would happen.

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

My city fb group talking about so many teachers out they can’t have class. First comment: did they say why?

IN THIS YEAR OF OUR LORD 2022 2 FULL YEARS IN A PANDEMIC DID THEY SAY WHY

Kids of all ages are doing remote learning together in a gym. 1 teacher for all of 6th grade.

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

Edward winebottlehands let’s go

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

Jen psaki press conference

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

@papa_lynae @H3Out I apologize now for doing this to us

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

@trillmagnolias Every week I go for my allergy shots and I’m like “did you get yo shots do you wanna go back with rob” and hate my lizard brain

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

@trillmagnolias Oh 100%

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

@aaronforsander The most frustrating moments of my life are the seconds within setting up a new computer and being able to set my mouse speed. I just got a new imac so I’ll see what else I find like this though.

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

@cameronstanley YOU WERE RIGHT this was my bosses calendar. But only because I was a creep 😂 I remove it every day and iOS adds it back. I just tried to be a creep ONE TIME

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

Can this not.

[Ashley Lane @laaane]

@BubbleBernie @allegedly_adam I’m not convinced Nik didn’t do this on purpose under the paywall to attempt legal action because he knew Ethan would react to it.