Laura Perkes

I go to Costco to feel joy.

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

Taylor Swift builds a bridge and I NEVER get over it.

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

When I find something to watch on tv I like to yell “SOLD!” like an old timey acutioneer selling the town’s best pig.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

it has come to my attention that i am in a bad mood

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

@emily_foskey @hey_jessiej This is actually a fact.

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

When @ShadyLawrence tells you to clap for the bing bang bong you CLAP for the bing bang bong
#UKHun

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

I am once again asking you, who is Lady Whistledown? #Bridgerton #BernieSanders

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

@TylerJCameron3 Hruska’s Kolaches tomorrow morning! Be careful because they sell out FAST.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

“key change!” - me when there’s a key change

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

@calli_jacks WHAT ABOUT US. WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH.

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

My biggest regret in life is showing my mom how to use gifs.

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

There are only two reactions to Coronavirus:
1. Quietly suffer in silence
2. Start a Tik Tok

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

I know it’s time to throw them away when I brake and they all roll out from under the seats.

[Hannah Brown @hannahbrown]

my front seat is a water bottle graveyard.

[• rachel • @rachelwilbury]

General Conference predictions

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

@emily_foskey THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL.

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

Being an adult really takes the fun out of everything.

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

The most action I’ve had in months was when the nail guy held my hand to take off my fingernail polish.

[AUBREY @aubrey031018]

him: what are u thinking about rn

me: [taylor swift shouting “HE LOOKS SO PRETTY LIKE A DEVIL” and the way lady gaga says “DAMN WE TRY” in that one song from a star is born] ...... nothing

[Laura Perkes @laalaLauraLou]

My ceiling fan is a hard-working gal.

[elyse ❄️ @elysemariek]

ladies it’s 2019 we ain’t falling for no boring ass boys