Laura

have been told my tweets are good when my life is falling apart

[Laura @laaura_31]

"So now that you're done with college, what's next for you? What are you doing with your life? Do you know how to do taxes?"

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Thinking Gaga was saying “Red wine!” at the start of Just Dance for YEARS…camp

[JP @jpbrammer]

how will you atone

[Laura @laaura_31]

“I will not subject myself to a weekly nasal intrusion”💀💀💀💀

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

I was going to tweet today but honestly nothing I could write is as funny as this resignation letter someone from work just sent to all 3,000 employees because of a new vaccination requirement

[shawntilly lace @sh_wnee]

god i wish that were me

[Laura @laaura_31]

@umgeorgina I literally only tweet after something stupid as hell happens to me

[Laura @laaura_31]

no YOU had to get a drug test this morning and were so dehydrated after MDW that u couldn’t pee enough, was forced to sit in a waiting room chugging water and pacing (which they said helps???), then FINALLY made it happen 1.5 hrs later and got applauded by the entire staff 🥲

[jony @john__hedrick]

they should make a morning after pill for people who eat $30 worth of dominos the night before

[Laura @laaura_31]

@MelanieRainone Literally all of my most valuable and valued possessions

[James @CaucasianJames]

sometimes it’s just u, the produce section, and ur thoughts

[Jeremy @jeremylevick]

Just bill gate now

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

This video is 59 seconds of pure CHAOS

[charlie @chunkbardey]

keeping myself sharp by regularly asking myself tough questions like “what happened yesterday” and “what was i planning on doing just now”

[Laura @laaura_31]

@corn_onthejaCOB March 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Pete Sarone @PizzaronyTV]

Microsoft Teams is down.

Current situation at work:

[Nathan MacDonald @nathan_albert]

Oh no...Microsoft Teams is down and I have four meetings this afternoon. I sure hope it gets fixed soon...