ленивая картошка🥔

19 y.o/intp/♎/she
осн.фд: клуб романтики, nevermore, hsr

[ленивая картошка🥔 @laazy_potato]

поиск мью

зовите меня как угодно(я всё равно не приду)
основные фд: клуб романтики, sekai, hsr, evillious chronicles, mashle
также шарю: bsd, kny, aot, genshin, 19 дней однажды

[kue | a very 🔶🍃 time @cakepoops2]

Kinda funny how the Tsaritsa didn’t even need to dispatch the harbingers to get the gnoses really. She could’ve just sent a strongly worded email with the headline “fuck Celestia” and they would’ve been dropshipped to her front door by 2-3 business days.

[🗡 vixen · ❄️ @waifuterf]

i totally agree as long as the DNA of all male fathers and children should be kept in a database to be routinely cross checked against DNA obtained from rape kits. full transparency for all 🥳

[ленивая картошка🥔 @laazy_potato]

СИКСЕВЕН

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I got a call from my daughter’s high school principal today. He said she’d been caught operating an “unauthorized commercial enterprise” out of the girls’ locker room. My stomach DROPPED. I left work immediately, already imagining the worst: Drugs. Vapes. Stolen stuff. Some TikTok side hustle gone wrong. By the time I got to the school, I was preparing myself for lawyers, suspension, maybe even police involvement. I walk into the principal’s office….…and my daughter is sitting there quietly with a spiral notebook full of spreadsheets. Not cash. Not customer lists. Spreadsheets. Turns out, she’d noticed some girls at school were quietly struggling: • no money for feminine hygiene products • no winter jackets • wearing the same clothes every week after budget cuts hit families hard So she started her own underground support network. She collected donated jackets, hygiene products, gloves, and clothes from wealthier neighborhoods.
Then she cataloged everything by size and need in her notebook like a tiny operations manager. And from her gym locker, she distributed items discreetly to students who needed them — no embarrassment, no announcements, no attention. The principal wasn’t calling because she was in trouble. He called because the school found out… and wanted my permission to turn her “illegal locker room business” into an official school charity program.

I thought I was driving to the biggest parenting nightmare of my life. Instead, I walked into one of the proudest moments I’ve ever had as a parent.

[ленивая картошка🥔 @laazy_potato]

а ещё лучше убивать нахуй вылетевших, ибо нехуй всяким лузерам ходить по земле

[Ру @Rudeti]

В первую сессию должны вылетать 20% от группы. После второго курса оставаться половина первоначального набора. Вот тогда вузы снова станут вузами, а не шарагами как щас.

[detre @quaestio_ergo]

сука у нас в Башкортостане нахуй мужик убил рожающую лосиху, первому лосенку сломал шею, а второму не дал родиться, он застрял и умер в мёртвой матери

МОЖЕТ ВОТ ЭТО СТОИТ РАСФОРСИТЬ?

ИЛИ СУКИ БЛЯТЬ ПРИВЫКЛИ УЖЕ К ЖЕСТОКОСТИ МУЖЧИН??

[Thanario ⚔️ ⚣ @thanarion]

Alguém poderia fazer uma fanart deles se comendo né

[Frases Barbie @barbie_context]

mi cara cuando mis padres me critican un rasgo de mi personalidad que claramente herede de ellos

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: entering Japanese cat café.

employee stops me immediately.

Employee: One rule.

Me: Okay.

Employee: Orange cat bites people from France.

Me: I’m not French.

Employee: Good.

I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic.

then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler.

Cat staring at me aggressively.

Employee watching nervously from distance.

Me: I thought he only hated French people.

Employee: He improvises.

cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact.

Me: THIS IS TARGETED.

small child nearby points at cat.

Child: That one evil.

Employee: No no, He just passionate.

cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently.

Me: …wait he likes me?

Employee shocked.

Employee: Impossible.

another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet.

Manager arrives.

Manager: He has never trusted customer before.

Me: What does that mean.

Manager bows slightly.

Manager: You must take him.

Me: TAKE HIM WHERE.

orange cat already asleep on me.

Employee quietly bringing adoption papers.

Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

"En mis tiempos los celulares solían venir con audífonos gratis".

[ленивая картошка🥔 @laazy_potato]

Моя мама делала аборт до беременности мной. Если бы этот ребёнок родился, то скорее всего не было бы меня. Так что мне похуй

[Stefan Bartnik @BartnikStefan]

1/2 Najbardziej przeraża świadomość, że dziecko zada kiedyś rodzicom pytanie: jak dokonaliście wyboru? Dlaczego zabiliście siostrę, a oszczędziliście mnie? Czy ja byłam lepsza, a ona zła i dlatego nie zasługiwała na życie? A może rzucaliście monetą? Ale w takim razie nie

[Крис ирис 🕊️ @lol__chto]

ЭТО ЧТО НАМ ВОЗДАСТСЯ ЗА ВСЕ ГОДЫ ИГНОРИРОВАНИЯ ГГ ЛЮМИН? ЭТО НААААМ?

[Mev @__m_e_v__]

‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️
The famous Astral Express member Dan Heng has once again been spotted in suspiciously close contact with the equally infamous Stellaron Hunter - Blade
#renheng

[Reese & Roquefort #Loneros🏴‍☠️☢️ @Roquefortsin]

Every fandom has at least one of these ships who have the most annoying fans ever

[📍mint !! 📻🍎 @miintcl]

mi hot take de hoy: cuando en el fanfic tienen hijos y los nenes llaman mamá al bottom es una mierda, SON UNA PAREJA GAY NINGUNO ES LA MAMÁ sinceramente lo considero homofobico

[я не Женя @shane1step]

А сколько лет вам было, когда вы поняли, что кривая старуха, бежавшая за вами в детстве с криками ВЕРНИ ГЛАЗА, была не злой бабкой: она просто хотела, чтобы вы вернули ей её глаза, засунутые в ваши глазницы???

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels at 6 years old learning the sun gonna explode in 5 billion years

[まろろ @0_0maroro_]

１ページ目描いたら満足するのやめよう

[nik 💥 @masangtaesimp]

when the plot is starting to get good in the yaoi and then they have sex for 5 chapters