Seymour Richards, M.D.

High Motor | Gritty | Hard Nosed | Plays the Game the right way | White Monster Enthusiast

[Seymour Richards, M.D. @lab15106]

Just had this sent to me with no context at all. Dudes rock

[Seymour Richards, M.D. @lab15106]

@jordanpoolers Drunken that is****

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@jordanpoolers Brother I’m almost 5 years removed from an Oklahoma drill gone wrong in my buddy’s backyard. Grade 3 lisfranc fracture. Doc said surgery tomorrow or Monday take your pick

[Seymour Richards, M.D. @lab15106]

Waking up not hungover due to not drinking is elite. It’s also elite to drink and wake up not hungover as well. I’d much rather #2

[Seymour Richards, M.D. @lab15106]

Stabbed myself pretty good in the kitchen earlier and somehow didn’t get cut open #Grit

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The amount of gas I’ve passed today is enough to give my car a full tank

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Not just that but wants children too. Super religious as well. I Wonder why #Lank

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Matching with a decently attractive girl on hinge but you missed the “have children” part of her bio

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Can anyone in the #BV explain the correlation of the frat boy at Miami OH who was caught slinging blow and midgets? #oxford

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When people used to write on these….

Michael Jackson- Issued Black. Returned white

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Writing your name in your textbook and seeing the name of someone you know before you

[Seymour Richards, M.D. @lab15106]

@BryanMbuem0 #FreeBaseball Bryan. Part of the ride. #Lank

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They’re going to let him come on in the 9th and try to close this one. #Bapple #LANK

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I’ve had 2 white monsters and took a shit in the women’s room all before 10AM today. #LetsHaveADay

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@69420yourmother I go triple layer all around. Is that excessive? Can never be too cautious in my book.

[Seymour Richards, M.D. @lab15106]

@PCFriarsmbb @CoachBHodgson Those 3 have burners

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Anyone know ball?

[Seymour Richards, M.D. @lab15106]

Dudes rock. Haven’t talked to my guy in well over a month and I just get hit with videos like this every so often

[Seymour Richards, M.D. @lab15106]

Just became an uncle. My buddy calls me as I’m at the hospital. He knows ball.

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New hobby: Calling out white dudes at the bar saying this guy has a burner