Facebook post be tellin me to cut my friends, clubbing, drinking off and get my money up and then I scroll down and it saids โlife is to short to not hang out with your friends and go for drinks, enjoy it while you canโ fuccck ๐ฉ FB which one? Damn ๐๐
I know im gettin old cuz I tried to pick up a 24 pack of water and now im laying down with two icy hot patches on my lower back and my grandma in Mexico got a candle on for me ๐๐
Me: i got to sleep at 10pm the latest so I can get 8 hours of sleep
Also me at 11:57pm: watching a video on how to survive a tsunami (I live in Phx๐๐)
Anyone eles be nervous to show someone a food spot you found and be hoping they like it ๐ง like โ I swear you better not disrespect my restaurant ๐ โ