Melon Husk

I emit words.
I use labboypro at a few Twitter alternatives as well.

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

I grab them on a train, in a plane, in a house, out of view of my spouse.
I enjoy going too far. That is because I am a star.
#TrumpDrSeuss

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

@beccajiggens @sarahkendzior You may not like the relatively narrow gap between the parties, but there are definitely 2 of them.

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

First entry: launching a leader board to track 'insanely dumb' government spending (by a pretend agency, led by pretend smart people).

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

The Party of deregulation and personal choice...

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Things are about to change in this country for the better.

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

@SethAbramson Gonna get status updates from him like this...

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

ie, reduce your screen time.

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That's a drop in the bucket compared the one I'm holding for the assholes who sold us all down the river because their racism overpowered their own self-interests.

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

@patriottakes

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

Looking forward to that brief respite after the fundraising texts subside, and before the brown shirts begin their next coup attempt.

#DemocracyIsOnTheBallot
#DemocracyMatters

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

To be fair, Elmo's personal brand is being terrible, so this tracks.

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

When your crack and gambling addictions turn out to pale in comparison to your commitment to batshit conspiracies.

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

I do.

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Elmo is the George Soros of @GOP fever dreams.

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

Tech bro who thinks we need his 'everything' app to manage our entire financial and social lives wants us to take off from work to stand in long lines because voting by mail is 'fraudy.'

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

Apparently Colorado is the epicenter of asshole bakers.

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Lip burns must be hard to treat.

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

"Gender" here sounds a little bit like 'brown.'

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

Too bad it will be lost under a couch cushion.

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@kenjansen @notcapnamerica Yeah, well...

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

This is easy, Elmo. You've made yourself a pariah. They don't want a pariah at their event. Stop whining about it and stop being a horrible person. Then maybe they'll invite you to some future event.

[Melon Husk @labboypro]

So, Congress runs the Department of State now?

#STFU