Pretty Duck

She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll mutilate your face.

[Pretty Duck @labellecanard]

@sixinchbeys It turns out like a ton of people think pasteurizations adds chemicals to the milk, so apparently that’s the problem 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Pretty Duck @labellecanard]

@ItsLaDarrion We didn’t vote or anything but it’s called 5 Quarters now.

[Pretty Duck @labellecanard]

@ItsLaDarrion Y’all got “written for young adults” confused with “young adults like it” I mean I like watching Bluey but it’s not for me jfc these chronically online ppl

[Pretty Duck @labellecanard]

@ask_aubry Or even the fact that pregnancy is actually a huge strain on your heart?! Jesus fucking Christ

[Pretty Duck @labellecanard]

@PicturesFoIder *blinks around the cat literally sleeping on my throat*

[Pretty Duck @labellecanard]

@ForwardCarolina @MicheleMorrowNC This is how I can tell nobody is truly in her corner: I would NEVER let someone I care about stand in their own way like this 😂

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Remember to STFU.

[clarisa ✨️ @peamilkstan]

how about instead of a blue bracelet, you wear a blue mask?

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Again, you may want to look up the history of societies post 1918 flu pandemic.

[Carolina Forward @ForwardCarolina]

It's gonna be a big day for the anonymous twitter accounts with 7 digits in their names. Stay strong, guys!

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

We all face moments when things feel overwhelming, and that’s okay. Remember, you are not alone.

[Carolina Forward @ForwardCarolina]

Right-wing twitter is more outraged by the death of a squirrel than by thousands of women dying from being denied access to needed healthcare, because that's pretty much what this election cycle has been like.
https://t.co/9d3c6htT93

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Sure women are dying preventable deaths of sepsis but did you hear about the fitness influencer whose squirrel was euthanized??

[Pretty Duck @labellecanard]

@TristynCard My hot take is that people of no color dgaf about thanksgiving because the only point of it is food and and ours ain’t that good, so Xmas it is!

[Pretty Duck @labellecanard]

@ask_aubry Men really be like emotions are for women and then claim they can’t be responsible for anything they do when they’re angry like babe pick a struggle

[Pretty Duck @labellecanard]

@ForwardCarolina Like how do you have a job that’s basically famous for doing almost nothing and then not do it?

[Pretty Duck @labellecanard]

I don’t know which younger cat in a two cat household needs to hear this but if you don’t start shit, there won’t be shit.

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

Men will vote Republican for decades because they can’t accept light regulation on guns and then act astonished when women have opinions about dying from sepsis.