Laurel Jeffries

she/her is a Grape slinger, Foodie, Mom to the fantastic V&Z, Jew, animal lover, not necessarily in that order

[Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries]

I didn’t have enough Sunday. That is all.

[Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries]

Sorry not sorry my matzah ball soup is 🔥

[Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries]

@Bojangles why would you take drinks away from your combos? #makesnosense #extrachargefortea #toomanysides #toomanycarbs

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Random wholesome observation. Kurt Russell may very well be the most DL powerful being in the universe. #SantaClaus #hewasaplanet #hegotGoldie #etc

[Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries]

2 nights in a row my kiddos want to sleep in the same bed together #thingsiloveasaparent

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Finding a lightsaber in my bedroom #thingsiloveasaparent

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Starting a new thing #thingsiloveasaparent I’m hoping to be positive and rarely sarcastic

[Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries]

@lizcgunn My 3 year old wore a mask for 30 minutes solid as we went to target to buy him school supplies. A rare trip out and he rocked it.

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@RandallDong Will do!

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2/2 replacements for hand shaking

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1/2 Now that handshaking is out we as a society need to decide in the next universally understood method of greeting. Shall it be?

[Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries]

@kaitlinohlinger Yes! Patio furniture Wtf!

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@GervaisandVine is doing takeout! 803-799-8463 https://t.co/In7msnGp6y

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@Planet_Buddha @hulu Ok but really?

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

As we approach the end of the decade, let’s remember the best TV moment of the 2010s:

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@TotalRECarr The wine tariff is already affecting me and my business.

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G: you can’t have that yet
-5 minutes later-
3yo: is it yet?

[Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries]

3yo just asked why traffic lights don’t have blue. Valid question sir, why not 3 primary colors?

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@RandallDong That’s amazing! Can’t wait to see you!