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[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[c @cokebeyc]

social anxiety is so bad im worried about what people will think after i die by suicide

[val @qweenbeeval]

me giving my colleague a smooch in front of the mysterious translucent entity:

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

How is it that trump keeps getting these looney toons assassins but charlie kirk got literally bullseye from daredevil his first time.

[FRESH PRINCESS 💋👑⛓️ @belair_bankss]

I’ve seen enough…put her in the semi finals!

[Clo @clocrisis]

Thank you for resharing my video, I’m glad this is getting attention. Irish people glamorise Australia without acknowledging the horrific treatment and history of Aboriginals and Torres Strait Islander who are subjected to racism and discrimination on their own land every day.

[Quail 🪶🐕🩵 @GambelerQuail]

That Dutch couple, 69 and 70 years old who just wanted to see some cool birds in their golden years, being patient zero, makes me really sad for some reason.

[🍁 @cardiuniverse]

Asian Doll has reportedly opened up a black hole.

[Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy... @Blacephalussy]

YOUR PUSSY'S MOVESET:
Smog 🏭
Muddy water 🤢
Infestation 🦀
Tar Shot 🙊
MY PUSSY'S MOVESET:
Life Dew 💧
Floral Healing 🌺
Aromatherapy 😌
Lunar Dance 🌕

[Jer | OrganzaExtravaganza - YT @jermeeth]

seriously, make this monologue the next spoken word lipsync

[Jay @pothosboyceanus]

Should we get the kink at pride discourse started early this year so we can get it out of our systems in time for pride month?

[senpai @xojesam]

i hate how incel language is slowly becoming normalized

[ヒサ @hisa__N_]

今の高校生くらいの人が懐かしいと思う画像

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

Type of shit I would spend hours looking through as a kid before the smartphone destroyed my life

[Tay. @ravontay]

I want friends who enjoy horror just as much as me.

[Chicha Roan @jush_for_fun]

Only dad is watching Untucked so mom and kids are only getting half the story

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

Rishi Sunak: Oof that really hurt

Rishi Sunak’s kids: Hahaha dad fell over

Liz Truss: There’s a transgender caterpillar controlling the weather

[Jedi Knight ™ @sirferrell2]

Yeah he guilty of something

[Nick @k4ttitude]

No one has MOTHERED so hard since

[aria @m8ss3ducti0n]

she was WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA asf