Lacifer

dont even

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

When i was in elementary school, this boy would fight me for the microwave at lunch time. Do you know how hard i go for leftover hamburger helper? I got in trouble and now I despise anyone who makes microwaved “grilled cheese”

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

So who wants to live in my future trailer park (tiny house community lol)? We are looking for competent fighters but not required

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

Until we meet again, my sweet girl ❤️

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

I will never forget the time when the hum of a refrigerator made me “spiral” (stuck in a loop 😵) and barf. I also smoked too much which isnt uncommon but whats more uncommon is looong breaks in between and thats when loops happen 🙅🏼‍♀️

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

@marinarosauce1 M named water signs just cant get enough it seems 🤣🤣🤣

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

@brookethompp Luckily (or unluckily) i see you living until the very youthful age of 93

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

They left my car unlocked, turned on and unattended for like 30min+ bruuuhhh whatttt 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

So i got my tires changed at walmart today. I waited in the store, when my car was done, i waited hella long for somebody to notice me lol then when they gave me my keys back from under the counter, I go to my car…and it was still turned on 🥴

[︎ ︎ @Modercated]

bruh

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

That long drive home after working all day will be the death of me! Today especially sucked cuz i hate driving in the rain 🫠

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

I was just thinking about Christmas last night and wanted @ailynlikeachola to know i love her so much and I’m forever blessed/grateful she’s permanent member of my family now🥹🥹🥰

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

I gotta drive to Vermont tomorrow 😅

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

Why my Mom hang up on me bc my cousin called her 🥲

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

Last night I had a taste for processed meats. Im a salt fiend, okay. Im talkin salami, pepperoni…ham…something, but i didnt have any ☹️ so I did what was needed. I microwaved some pre-cooked bacon and it. was. glorious.

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

Guess who the fuck can quit their ol dusty job 👹👹👹

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

My reoccurring stress dream

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

I know I’m stressed when I start dreaming about my rabbits getting loose and being attacked 😩

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

OMFG 😭

[TMZ @TMZ]

Migos Rapper Takeoff Dead at 28, Shot in Houston https://t.co/OThEcutED0

[Lacifer @lac3dmilk]

@brookethompp Whhhhhaaaaattttttttt