Lacey Wagner

My son has my heart ❤️
Carter James 9/26/13

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I declare BANKRUPTCY

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

When u see the persons face pop up with a new pic who owes u money. I wanna comment bitch wheres my money? But like there already so many comments.

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

If u wanna go play with the pups at Petland later lmk ... There’s a corgi just in 🐾

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

How do I filter out political tweets from my feed? There’s got to be a way

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

The word “Ohio” looks like a tractor 🚜. Coincidence? I think yes. We ain’t that smart

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

I don’t work, I just come in

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Susie did not like that… 😂 #CalvinandHobbes

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New season of Euphoria baby 💜

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Season 3 of too hot to handle is so funny

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

Dogs sleep a lot because they have a ruff life 🐶 🐾 🛌

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

Watching Shrek with carter and he is so annoyed I know every word 🤭😂

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

Buying a car today 🥳 it’s been a long journey

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

All I have to say to you is fuck off

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

I crack my eggs w one hand. #getatme

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I can’t watch @britneyspears Instagram posts because I can’t take it seriously 😐

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

I’m looking at everyone’s ten year pics and I swear I can’t tell which is the old one 😂

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

So obsessed with Are You The One ✨

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

Ppl r creeps I swear

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

I should probably stop threatening to kill ppl in 2022

[Lacey Wagner @lace_wag]

I appreciate music so much more while under the influence