yalljustgotlaced

If my story can help even *one* person, I will lock it in a safe and sink it in the Pacific Ocean because fuck you people. -Rob Delaney

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[DSA @DemSocialists]

There is a new Democratic Socialist in Congress. DSA congratulates our member Chris Rabb on his election for Pennsylvania’s 3rd Congressional District. This victory would not have been possible without the work of thousands of working class people across Philadelphia organizing for a better world. We will be with Congressman Rabb every step of the way in the fight to abolish ICE, free Palestine and win Medicare for All.

[yalljustgotlaced @laceface9]

Holy shit UCONN

[Kelly McCarty @KellyLMcCarty]

Members of Congress pretending to do something.

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Idk man have you seen the video? Seems like he did.

[yalljustgotlaced @laceface9]

Get fucked. ⚡️✨

[yalljustgotlaced @laceface9]

That’s the mvp energy

[yalljustgotlaced @laceface9]

Woooooooooooooooowwwwww

[yalljustgotlaced @laceface9]

Recruiting is *not* tougher. There are plenty of racist white men who would do this shit for free, honestly.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Moskowitz: Do you support ICE agents getting 42k in bonuses? There is $800 million for bonuses.

Marino: I never received a $42k for a bonus however times are different, recruiting is tougher, retention is a challenge… if that’s something that it’s needed for, I would support it.

Moskowitz: Do you support those bonuses for NOAA, FEMA, the Pentagon, and all of the departments or just ICE?

[Satan’s Niece @thekrissychula]

Once again this is the proper response when a man hits you

[Barbie 🎀 Agitprop @BarbieAgitprop]

The ways he has to validate their emotions and explain correlation and causation with the patience of a kindergarten teacher

[yalljustgotlaced @laceface9]

“Christ is king” in bio *shoots a fake migrant in the head* let’s take care of these pesky brown people by killing them!

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

He is literally doing a free TV ad for Elon’s ugly cars while Americans are watching their retirement accounts shrink. What a fraud.

[yalljustgotlaced @laceface9]

The brain worm wants a shake and a steak

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

Thank you for visiting Steak n Shake Secretary Kennedy!

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

the myth of the autistic autodidact genius is probably one of the most damaging cultural myths created in the last 50 years. He’s thinking about ketamine nasal spray and the best way to swing his dead eyed child towards a sniper’s line of sight. maybe some suboptimal diablo build

[yalljustgotlaced @laceface9]

I want to like Laura Loomer’s recent tweets but I’m afraid the algorithm might make me see more of her so I’ll just quietly shake my head in agreement and move on.

[yalljustgotlaced @laceface9]

lol. Okay. So we all know Trump and many friends of his are on the list. In what fucking universe would the sitting president release a list with his name on it, incriminating him of rape and pedophelia? Is anyone really this dumb? The circus is on purpose.

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

Who is subverting POTUS? The #Epsteinfiles are a total joke. I know Kash, Pam B and The President. This is not the file. WH tells me that they believe the usual suspects FBI/SDNY has the actual #EpsteinClientList and are refusing to turn it over. THIS IS AN INTERNAL CIVIL WAR if true. I will be doing a special X cast in a few minutes.

[Melosyna  @melosyna]

This is why I couldn't care less about the male loneliness epidemic

[yalljustgotlaced @laceface9]

Why the fuck am I agreeing with Piers Morgan

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I admire a lot of what you do, @elonmusk .. but your vicious attack on President Zelensky last night was incredibly disappointing. Anything negative to say about Vladimir Putin - or is it just the guy whose country he illegally invaded who is the problem?

[yalljustgotlaced @laceface9]

Dumb guy tricks even dumber guy

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Elon called me and said they’re trying to drive us apart. The people are smart. They get it.

Musk: Yeah