Trucker Dave

I was lined up for glory, but the tickets sold out in advance

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

I'm now an E-List celebrity in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. Come join me and become famous too, by playing on iPhone! http://t.co/JQVg52MafQ

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

Last picture didnt work #Robobeek #GetItRightTheFirstTime @brent_usher @GeorgeOmadden @Lacer22D

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

@brent_usher Were's mine?

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

@MMFlint Have another snickers, you fucking slug #sluglife #hasntseendicksincebowlingforcolumbine #gunt

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

#CBCbands George Strombolombolous and The Faggots #nolikesyou #goatbanger #GreeceistheshistainoftheEU

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

#bbcqt BURN!! SYRIA, BUURN!!!! Lololol #sweetvids #sendmoregats #warin1080phasneverlookedbetter

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

#asknathan why haven't you killed yourself yet? #endit #nopoint #blazingfaggot #brushteethwithbuckshot

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

Black guy on tv: passion for fashion
Unnamed buddy: more like a passion for lashing. @brent_usher @GeorgeOmadden #RacismIsNotCool.ItsFunny

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

Watching 90s music videos, big black woman on screen. Dan: Is that queen latifah? #inherentRacism #MoreRaceLaughsAtSlugMansion

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

Is it sad I've been on leave for 4 days and already begging to out west again? #deadinside #killme #armouredcorps

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

@Lacer22D: @GeorgeOmadden @brent_usher Got a new term for a shit, call it dropping the padmores off at the leadership school #back2tgeboat

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

@brent_usher yah buddy #notforeveralone

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

Running admin tp is more going to be like running a special needs daycare #fuckfreighter #jerrymaster #cheerscreeps

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

@brent_usher @georgeomadden Hey! I'm "combat" storesman qualified #weekessause #queensjubilee #tcat

[brent @brent_usher]

Honestly nothing enrages me more then listening to dumb wogs bitch about the stupidest shit #bulletsDontFlyWithOutSupply @GeorgeOmadden

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

Nominated for jump course. Fuckin' eh #chairborne #sluglife #pride

[brent @brent_usher]

@GeorgeOmadden hq and sigs

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

@Trans_Topia @yesyoureracist @georgeomadden Do you play offence or defence? Or both sides of the team? #indecisive #assdamage

[Trucker Dave @Lacer22D]

@fedosky @georgeomadden If you're going to pull that card, use fucking proper capitalization, you chromosome thief #dumbbitch #emptyinside