Ben Truss

Living the dream in green.

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

Finally back to twitter. Damn phone always breaking. Number is 6132209337. Factory reset my phone so resend me those digits

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

@brent_usher Hows the field my little lass?

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@brent_usher have fun on ex, you appaling human being. Tell me if delimeats starts sucking yank penis again. #LovesTheApplepieCock

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

Well, another celebrity has died and I found out by twitter before the bbc even had an article up. Good job 21st century RIP flubber man

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@COLLEENSdaisies Hey! Heard you bumped into a buddy of mine!

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Well done England. Topping the commonwealth games table and beating those damn Scots. #ProudToBeEnglish

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@brent_usher Habib habib habib BOOM

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

@brent_usher @GeorgeOmadden @Lacer22D yeah man. Mohammad hammad hammad ohhhhhhhh

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

@brent_usher @GeorgeOmadden @Lacer22D yup. Shits awesome yo.

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@brent_usher @GeorgeOmadden @Lacer22D hes islamic now

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@brent_usher @GeorgeOmadden @Lacer22D ayyyy lmao not much brah. You?

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

@GeorgeOmadden @brent_usher @Lacer22D check the old chon

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

@Leskie3 sorry buddy, had some issues with the old facebook thing. Will email shortly.

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@brent_usher @GeorgeOmadden @Lacer22D see whats trending with J beibs?

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

Condoms prevent mini vans. Wrap it up before you slap it up.

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

Seamen all over blue rocket toilet seat. Only place on earth where looking at another mans load is a worryingly common experience. #armylife

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

@H_Tizzle94 Darceys. For sure.

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

@H_Tizzle94 We shall see how tired i am but its a tentative yes. What pub?

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

@brent_usher Is that even a question? You should get your arse out to Wainwright at some point. Its the most fun in the world.

[Ben Truss @tenbruss]

@H_Tizzle94 Hows Ottawa? Home in 4 days. Pints when i get home?