Nathan

30 something. 🏳️‍🌈. Not single 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻, but still like to mingle. Chicago based Floridian.

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@OTerrifying

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@fredshowradio these ladies this morning sound insecure and controlling af with their no instagram.

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@brunnhildesgirl @korysverse It’s because of the incest.

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@CoolestLame_Evr Absolutely. Weed is a good any time present.

[Nathan @lacerranate]

Yo @UrbanOutfitters this isn’t fucking fashion. It’s queer culture. Period. #DoBetter #gayharness #gayleather #leathercommunity #LGBTQIA #queer #culture

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@NestleUSA can we talk to #Gerber about my nephew? #gerberbaby

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@TheRealElvira @ChristianWalk1r Mama had time today!!!!

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@apple can we get a better wand emoji? While 🪄 is effective, something more whimsical or woodsy would be great for all the other witchy or wand using humans.

[Nathan @lacerranate]

The heartache you feel when your favorite pair of @Chubbies shorts rip before a long sunny weekend 😫😫😫😫

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@kornbreadTMFS I AM DEVASTATED. FUCKING DEVASTATED.

[Nathan @lacerranate]

Pro tip, use an pic of @trixiemattel as your profile image to keep the straights you share streaming services with guessing. #trixiemattell #rupaulsdragrace #skinnylegend #arealwoman

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@TaskRabbit your tasker agreed to do a job I provided details for. Admitted he misunderstood. Spent an hour here and determined he couldn’t do the work. I still got charged and your customer service says I can’t be refunded. #trash #poorcustomerservice #takenadvantageof

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@PriceIsRight did Drew really just make the decor joke “it’s so loud I can’t hear anything” to the contestant next to him with a very visible cochlear implant? #yikes

[Nathan @lacerranate]

The absolute, sheer joy this brings me.

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

The black flame candle is alight to the Sanderson sisters’ delight.

Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, & Kathy Najimy shall soon return.
Joined by new faces which you soon will learn.

See more of the spellbinding cast in the next tweet.
Enjoy this #Hallowstream treat.👇

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@diplo YOOOOO That Dakiti clip at the end is my friend @realwiddit 😍😍😍😍

https://t.co/qMDW7ciPAx

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@Caitlyn_Jenner Oh, fuck off Caitlyn.

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@tacobell who can I DM for support. Store in Skokie IL missed hella items. I called for a refund. The refused. Can you help?

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@AmericanAir Except now it’s 5:45 estimated, and 19 gates from where we were.

[Nathan @lacerranate]

@AmericanAir @fly2ohare flight AA1317
Gate change, then 2 hour delay, start boarding then deplane because “this aircraft can’t fly to Denver”. Now another gate change and plane change but no ETA. How about some accommodations for your passengers or more than a “I don’t know”

[be @villanwve]

#BlackWidow yelena belova my beloved