genuinely the sexiest thing a man has ever done was when he wrote a passionate essay about how americans consume mexican goods and services while looking down on mexican culture and people
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
Justin Timberlake said I know you all hate me bc of how I treated Britney so let me just reunite with **NSYNC in my first public appearance since her conservatorship ended bc I know you fuck ass millennial dumbasses will go insane over it (we are) #VMAs