Lacey Noonan

Author of A Gronking to Remember and the Sasquatch showering one. I love wordplay and foreplay. Ballin'. Check out my fine af books!

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You've seen the movie... Now read the book! "A Gronking to Remember." 🏈💯👄🍌🇺🇸 http://t.co/06XNbdFOhv

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AI prompt or whatever: Nolan Ryan punching a pitch clock right in its clock penis

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@RobGronkowski @FanDuel Gronk with the Wind

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Lol Brett Maher has money on this game

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#Wrexham, I hardly knew him

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Thoughts are being had

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Wake me up when it’s 69 HRs

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@cryptosuits @RobGronkowski obviously

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The irony being of course Dr. Dre didn’t produce “Lose Yourself”

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LEAKED! Performance of the Super Bowl halftime show!!! Whoa!!!

https://t.co/POWsJBaIga

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I’m not going to put a lot of money on this as I’m not a big gambler, but since the #SuperBowl halftime show is a group of rappers, I’m putting the likelihood at 73.2% of a rousing performance of “The Super Bowl Shuffle.”

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#SuperBowl. Um what

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Watching biathlon and curling tonight. Who you got, Finland or Norway?

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@6502838008 @RobGronkowski @Autograph 👀👀👀

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If I was going to turn my smexy books into NFTs how would I go about that?

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Every winter sport can have a gun added to it, why just cross country skiing?

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Commanders

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“See ya latah.”

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@BabcockinTO dropkick me Jesus, through the goal posts of life.

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Kind of a weird SB tbqh af 💅🏽

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Squish the Fish