If you get killed by a wild animal, sorry, but shit happens. We have to take some Ls. If it happened to me I’d be horrified at any kind of retaliatory cull.
Keyboard ppl are so funny cuz i ask this guy "yeah im looking for a silent keyboard im not a fan of them being loud" and he suggests to me: BLACK HOLE 3, SILENT REAPER: QUIETEST KEYBOARD IN THE WORLD, -999 dB, CONSUMES ALL NOISE | $679.99
Talking to an avoidant girl and she says out of the blue 'When we stop talking it's gonna be so sad' Like okay I didn't realise you had it all planned out this is some industrialised mental ilłness
Pulling baddies by accident on account of your weirdness alone and having that same weirdness make you fumble them will make you feel like God is a prank youtuber and you're his favorite victim
in japan they have many conveniences and superior aesthetics but in australia we have the personal freedom to be ugly and lazy which of course our ancestors fought and died for