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exploring the six million ways to die

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Looksmaxxing music at the gym I’m so sorry to everyone who has to hear this

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Dead silence isn’t ideal for a library when I need to cough my lungs out

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Bro I am 100% committed to devouring any chocolate covered nut

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Rule 2: always be the first person in the building to take a shit in the morning. Hustlers must watch

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Sitting at the corner of a table is underrated

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Just to add to this- why is there never a satisfactory amount of pump needles either

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Has anyone ever been satisfied with the amount of charging bricks or cables you own

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Focaccia look so much tastier raw than cooked

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Guys my favourite cursed emoji is here on IOS now 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

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@SharonFull18397 ate my homework

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I’m getting a lot of reptile skin shedding videos on my Instagram what might be the message god is sending me

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The metro at 7am is just lovely

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Hit level 67 on phone pokies I think I’m back

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In bed by 8:50pm #goals #mumlife #WinningWednesdays #RobertoSánchez

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Anyone else now understanding how over it really is

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Never gave enough thought to hot cross buns with nothing on them

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Guys what is it with needing to take a uni shit immediately after arrival? Literally don’t need to when I have the exact same routine going to work but uni is a different story

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I think people can start using “dog ate my homework” as a real excuse now because no one really says it anymore

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How does the gym run out of carabiner clips

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Guys I’m getting some hectic motion sickness in the backseat, am I a front seat bandit now

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I ate two mangoes today