Wizard 💛🤎💜

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[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

It takes a while to swear by a beast of a gank.

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

BANGGGGG

[David Zita @DavidZita1]

@FOXFOOTY Lachie Neale’s ban has been upheld. He will miss the AFL Grand Final.

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

Why am I going for Fremantle in the grand final?

Imagine a story of the underdog taking down a dynasty.

A team who’s never won a flag versus a team on the verge of a threepeat. The champions. The Lions.

Against all odds.

Wouldn’t it be beautiful?

#AFLGF

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

BREAKING

Lachie Neale is set to MISS the AFL Grand Final as his one match ban is upheld at the tribunal, via @FOXFOOTY

#AFLGF

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

@polishshoulders 😭

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

I think I can speak on behalf of ALL footy fans when I say that we will be cheering on Fremantle on grand final day 💜

#AFLGF

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

@DirkaDirka889 @7AFL 😭

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

BREAKING

Sources confirm that Lachie Neale’s suspension has been overturned by the tribunal making him eligible to play the Grand Final.

@7AFL

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

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[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

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[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

@thedockerdave No

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

Should the AFL make a seperate award for Indigenous players?

Think about it like this: Indigenous players get a whole event ceremony just like the brownlow where the best indigenous players takes home the ‘Cyril Rioli’ medal 🥇❤️

Thoughts? #Brownlow

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

@DBureges I see what you did there

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

“Ummm, Um, Umm”
- Nick Daicos

#Brownlow

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

@crippsszn um

[CrippsSzn @crippsszn]

@FootyonNine as soon as the umpires can see stats he wins it 🤣🤣🤣 definitely not rigged whatsoever

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

@KozzyOwns @realDonaldTrump No u

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

Global terrorist threat identified at coordinates 37.8223° S, 144.9604° E. @realDonaldTrump please act NOW 💣

#Brownlow

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

Why is no one cheering for Heeney 3 votes? And Dillon speeding through his name? Seems like some bias 🤔

#Brownlow

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

@KozzyOwns @AFL You disgusting pig have some shame mate, Banfield is an outstanding human who is well deserving of this award.

[Wizard 💛🤎💜 @lachyjack1]

@KozzyOwns @AFL Classy