Lachlan Moore

RPI '20 ✋🏼

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Hello, world. My first look at my forever home. #CountdownToMars

[Dave @sheepfilms]

In this festive season, which baguette would you like most as a present? Give your reasoning pls

[Dave @sheepfilms]

As it’s Halloween, which baguette is the most scary? Give your reasoning pls

[CORN NUTS @CornNuts]

Religion: nu✝️

[Dave @sheepfilms]

If baguettes could move, how would they move? Give your reasoning pls

[Every Sheriff Bot @EverySheriff]

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howdy. i'm the sheriff of Santa Claus

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[new guy gets shown around the office]
Me: Hi, I’m Dave
New guy: oh are you the Dave who loves cycling or the Dave who makes up random facts in the hope nobody will check them out?
Me: no, I’m the Dave whose grandfather invented suitcases

[courtney @cosmicfuss]

jeff goldblum sounds

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[Motherboard @motherboard]

Wrong pic but I'm leaving it https://t.co/WhwqwoKLFt

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

The NFL’s David vs. the NFL’s Goliath, for the right to play in the Super Bowl.

Our tease for @Jaguars-@Patriots featuring @JohnMalkovich will get you AMPED for the AFC Championship Game on CBS.

[Pig Facts @FactsAboutPigs]

The main difference between a horse & a pig is that one is a majestic creature you can ride into the sunset & the other is a horse.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

before camouflage clothing was invented, people would just stand still and make tree noises.

[brent @murrman5]

you're drinking too much milk
"I doubt that"
[doctor pointing at xray] this area here is all milk

[Lachlan Moore @lachymoore]

@spencemccormick @devlieg_ian55 Uzi Vert

[n @nataIee]

RPI meme game too strong

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The 7 newly discovered Earth-sized planets orbit a “Red Dwarf” star, so perhaps they should each be named after the 7-dwarfs.