Laci

[Mack @kenzietuff]

Hot take on mom Xitter: it makes me happy when I see posts about how easy of a time people are having with their babies and/or children and/or pregnancies. Locked in, thriving, happy. Don’t be a “just you wait” person.

[Mack @kenzietuff]

If you see a post of someone enjoying parenthood and your first thought is “I can’t wait until you’re humbled” something is deeply wrong with you.

[Tallow Twins | Skincare @Tallowtwins]

The whole point.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again

[Laci @LaciBirdshit]

Okay bootcut jeans 🔥🔥

[Laci @LaciBirdshit]

Me watching prison break rn

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when I discover a good series that came out 15yrs ago with 8 seasons

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Making two geriatrics argue in front of the entire country at 9PM is diabolical

[Laci @LaciBirdshit]

Listening to Biden feels like listening to your college professor who had an accent. Like u almost understand but ur not quite sure

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

i know my period is coming up when i start feeling like this

[Michael Good @michaelgooood]

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

The Superbowl would be a lot better if it didn't start in the middle of the night at 6:30PM.

[Laci @LaciBirdshit]

Oh we’re pregaming? Put on now that’s what I call music 7

[Laci @LaciBirdshit]

I don’t want to live in a world where bikinis are $200+ anymore

[Laci @LaciBirdshit]

My husband just said his citrus zyn is pairing nicely with the Prosecco at dinner

[Laci @LaciBirdshit]

Raquel and Sandoval deserve jail time #pumprules