Value_1

They're gonna write a book about me and you're only gonna be in it if you're nice to me

🇸🇹🇸🇹🇸🇹 I'm not from Sao Tome and principe but I like the flag
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[Value_1 @lack_of_smart]

me when I'm a self conscious infant child

[pervert🏳️‍⚧️ @dingus0127]

I wish pissing myself didnt cause so much of a mess cause id be doing it a lot more

[Value_1 @lack_of_smart]

@XSTR4NGE_0NEX we're all gonna have to fucking kill you dude

[Value_1 @lack_of_smart]

@taotrey_ I go back every few months and delete all the posts that I made while high because I say some really bad things

[Value_1 @lack_of_smart]

@carterhambley read that wrong and I thought it said "my grandfather just passed away against his wishes." and I was like yeah no shit

[Value_1 @lack_of_smart]

@AztecAnge1 itself?

[Value_1 @lack_of_smart]

@hearts4ktb I think that's all the test you need actually

[Value_1 @lack_of_smart]

@M1das_OW2 if I see another one of your stupid posts again god will not forgive me for what I will do

[Value_1 @lack_of_smart]

@antifriends_x I won't like this because you said that just now fuck you I'm blocking you 😡

[Value_1 @lack_of_smart]

@reinabugs what the FUCK is this doing in r/playboicarti

[Value_1 @lack_of_smart]

@CompleteMe9113 hitting your penis really hard with a hammer vs hitting your penis with a hammer

[Value_1 @lack_of_smart]

@NitroSpidey show mid as hell but shit like this and stuff I see on tiktok related to this are gay (derogatory) and lame (derogatory)

[abby 🐾 it/she @AnOrdinaryMelon]

the first time i pissed myself for a girl i was so turned on that i physically could not pee so i had to think of factorio in order to actually go

[howard @mistahowie]

Me: whatcha drawing there son?

Son: *trying to cover up his furry drawings* i-it’s nothing Dad! just go away!

Me: Sheesh kid just trying to get involved in your life, whatever *walking away and muttering to myself* Damn that cow lady’s tits were humongo

[broke @brokesobased]

dry humping > israel

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

I don't know if my dick cares about the difference between my hand and a vagina but it definitely has an opinion on anthills

[Value_1 @lack_of_smart]

@ellagoer_t4t I'm sorry I have to kill you now

[Kronstadt @viennalt1979]

@Nischal_SNCA Sometimes I wake up mad that the block button doesnt kill people

[Value_1 @lack_of_smart]

@tradboiwife you know what fuck you man I'm allowed to point out the obvious

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

I envy aborted babies