Travesty

Murphy’s Law Incarnate

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@janninereid1 They look like bro and sis

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@Gunblaze1969 There are dirty blondes and desperate blondes

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@IsabellaIsMoody Other than childbirth and orgasms, women are worthless

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@Pixie1z @RestrictedDaily Woman’s suffrage

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@CieloBonit They give the best sloppy BJ’s

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@Home_of_Fight He should be scared. Steroids are MF’r

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@nicktheriot_ You check them out on the Better Business Bureau website. They seem to be a scam company

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@messedupfoods Is it $9.99 like Costcos version?

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@WylieZander @bralternativo_ I’m middle aged with 2 daughters. Have another kid. If it’s a girl that’s your destiny. If it a tard boy, enjoy slobber hugs until you die.

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@bralternativo_ Young me would abort a down’s child. Old me would be happy to have infinite hugs until I die.

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@Brynsbeaver Red gravy. In NOLA, we would call this red gravy.

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@AmericaReal3 That’s disgusting. I want a mushy pea stuffed one.

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@AtualizadoSaber She’s a Cromwell fuck, worms and all!

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I love nature

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@tuuu28283 All methods are tasty. From black to Frappuccino, I enjoy coffee. Cappuccino or cold brew with heavy cream are my favorites.

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@tuuu28283 Make sure you have a bunch of children so you can help save Japan from annihilation.

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@JesterJum During the next sexy time session tell her “ I don’t have a toe thumb. I have a peg thumb” then put it in her pooper.

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@1Nicdar @dualpatriot67 I took a Viagra

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@OldInternetFeel I went to the French Quarter with a work buddy. We ran into two girls he knew. A few hours later, they ditched us to film a lesbian scene for GGW.

[Prairie Putz @putzisbackbaby]

Can’t a guy just get a little action once in a while?