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The spork is the hermaphrodite of utensils. http://t.co/0yGeFxicqw

[alberto lacnapedias @lacnape]

MEMO TO GIRLS: It is not cold in here. You are a girl. http://t.co/xNEYqAsvWV

[alberto lacnapedias @lacnape]

http://t.co/dsaSOniqz5 How to wash dishes like a bachelor: 1. Put in sink 2. Wait

[alberto lacnapedias @lacnape]

http://t.co/ocFmNpUE You don't have to tell me I'm negative. I no.

[alberto lacnapedias @lacnape]

http://t.co/capnCEv1 Just ate two bacon cheeseburgers, so if anyone wants to come rob me, I won't be getting up.

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I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans. http://t.co/HqL2M79h

[alberto lacnapedias @lacnape]

http://t.co/d2ia9xQm I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.

[alberto lacnapedias @lacnape]

http://t.co/Vkhqokjx Allow me to translate: when NPR says "hip hop culture," they're talking about black people.

[alberto lacnapedias @lacnape]

I now determine the days of the week based on Twitter. Is it Follow Friday yet? http://t.co/HqL2M79h

[alberto lacnapedias @lacnape]

I've been waiting 2 hours for an employee to come and wash my hands like the sign says.... http://t.co/n2ed1iUH