Lisa Cole

Love Jesus. Love my husband. Love my stepkids. Love my job! But I do not love falling down! (Which sadly happens a lot!)

[NewsNation @NewsNation]

Idaho Killings: A newly released affidavit reveals several links between Bryan Kohberger and the crime. NewsNation’s Brian Entin breaks down what is in the 18-page document. Full story: https://t.co/sjvVzF54E3 #BryanKohberger #IdahoFour #Idaho https://t.co/EFd4yDdigG

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Pullman-Moscow Regional Airport https://t.co/dLziQxpatB

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

https://t.co/dv5eSkcXMJ
Super proud of my nephew Maguire! @MaguireBartlett @HeidiBartlett16 @Huskers @HuskerFBNation @HuskerSports

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

Chad-Makes me little nervous that u always read books on serial killers
Me-😶
Chad:Well
Me:It puts the lotion on its skin...
Chad:Not helping

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

Me: Would you help me put up the Christmas tree?
Chad: When you say help, do you mean by encouraging you & giving you words of affirmation?

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

@_sarahadair Well when she said she was confused too I didn’t know what else to say. Lol

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

Gal: We are out of Runza’s
Me: Isnt this Runza?
Gal: Yes but we are out
Me: This confuses me
Gal: Me too
Me:
Gal: We have chili!
#baffled

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

@Runza 👍🏻

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

Me: Can we watch a hallmark movie instead of football
Chad: When pigs fly
Me: Pigs can be thrown
Chad:
Me: Am I wrong?
*He walks away
Me:👊🏻

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

Eating at Blue and I am struggling with the chopsticks...

Chad: I feel like I should be wearing protective eyewear right now!

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

Chad: What is burning?
Me: I’m cleaning the oven
Chad: Why, you never use it?
... Crickets...
Chad: Let me take you to dinner tonight...

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

Caleb: Can we go to the store?
Me: Let me finish getting ready.
Caleb: Its early so no one will see you
*this was at 10:30am #teenager 😂

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

Chad-Did u know u r out of gas again?
Me-No
Chad-Dont u stop at QT everyday for tea?
Me-Irrelevant
Chad-Would walking to work be irrelevant?

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

#MarchMadness2018 #Elite8

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

@Denn1s_DaMenace Something like that... lol

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

Not going to be a good day for the hubs...

Chads Text: I just ran to cabelas and bought a gun. It was on sale.

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

Me: I’m going to watch This Is Us later.
Chad: The show that turns my independent stable wife into a weeping emotional “let’s adopt” wife?

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

Trying to impress Chad, I attempt to back into a spot. After about the 5th try he says... has anyone ever really seen your drivers license?

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

Me: Do u have any hundies for the kids stockings?
Chad: Hundies? Are u a gangster now?
Me: Maybe...
Chad: You are so weird sometimes!

[Lisa Cole @lacole3238]

Me: I’m excited for u that the Steelers won but I do feel a little bad for the Ravens
Chad: In a scolding tone... never ever say that again!