Lacrimator 🗿🧅

Horror lover | Linguist | RUS/ENG/ESP 🏳️‍🌈
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[Lacrimator 🗿🧅 @Lacrimateur]

Слышу орут поворачиваюсь а это я

[BlueJay @them_failure]

I can’t go to a gay bar I haven’t even done gay law school

[joy ꩜ @aopvs]

i promise you i’m fun and all but there’s just this intense sadness that i cannot get rid of

[miya @miyarah_]

“perdón, me olvidé contestar jajaja”

el estado en el que me encuentro:

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Does Rihanna still release Umbrella in the Resident Evil world or is it considered too insensitive

[ً @artfuIchaos]

dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything and my fear of being a burden by doing everything alone

[Lacrimator 🗿🧅 @Lacrimateur]

Я сейчас вяжу свою первую треугольную накидочку, и что-то она все силы из меня высасывает

Может это оттого что пряжа тоньше чем с чем я работал раньше, может от конструкции, потому что пока было: чем дальше, тем боооольше петель

[Lacrimator 🗿🧅 @Lacrimateur]

@obviously_snow Абсолютно, даже в типа лучшем случае для нее все будет просто ужасно, и он испортил ей всю жизнь и психику, а сам отделался легко

Я обожаю эту эту концовку оттого насколько она глубоко грустная и страшная, у меня в кинотеатре ком в горле стоял пока она еще кричала на фоне титров

[bunny @fadedbunny]

i think i’m closer to getting lung cancer than a stable relationship

[Lacrimator 🗿🧅 @Lacrimateur]

@obviously_snow Вижу что дважды уже посоветовали Six Feet Under, который про похоронное бюро, но я не могу не посоветовать его тоже, это один из моих любимых сериалов воо��ще в истории

С другой стороны там скорее больше упор на отношения в семье, чем строго на работу, но все равно, авось

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

The tragedy of deep sea creatures is that they tend to not develop effective eyesight, so they don't know when they look like huge fucking losers

[Lacrimator 🗿🧅 @Lacrimateur]

Провел весь вечер в обнимку с туалетом, но есть нюанс

Теперь он умеет стрелять мощной струей холодной воды прямо в попу

[Lacrimator 🗿🧅 @Lacrimateur]

Streets are saying сегодня мой юбилей, 10 лет в твиттере

гордиться особо нечем

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

“Where do you See yourself in Five Years” Missing Persons List

[Lacrimator 🗿🧅 @Lacrimateur]

I'm having a hard time believing this would ever work... I mean, wouldn't the child already know their name ISN'T David??

[Morayita @morayita123]

The most manipulative but effective thing I’ve ever done in my life was when I read an article about how children moderate their behavior to protect their self-identity, so if a child believes he’s smart, for example, he’ll intentionally study and try to do well to protect his image of himself.

Anyway, I would pull kids aside with behavioral issues at church and tell them, “David (obviously fake name), you’re such a kind person and such a good listener. I can see that in you. Thank you for always listening.” “Little Annie, thank you for taking such good care of the babies around you. You’re going to be such a good big sister. Can you be in charge of watching Sally?”

They would ALWAYS behave afterward. ALWAYS. Worked like a charm. Morally questionable because it wasn’t initially true, but I kind of willed it into existence. Tbf, I did think that they had that in them or I wouldn’t have tried.

Will publish longitudinal results of this method once my kid is old enough to report back.

[⛓️Little Miss Big Butt⛓️ @GothTransFem]

can i just say im still thinking about the handsel and gretel cannibal incest poem fake nikki wrote like that is one of the most impactful scenes for me

[Lacrimator 🗿🧅 @Lacrimateur]

I can't articulate why but this resonates with me so much and I reeeealy like this comic

Like you wouldn't usually think to mesh these two concepts but I'm so fucking here for it

[sanstitre (commissions closed) @sanstitre2000]

Nessie

[Lacrimator 🗿🧅 @Lacrimateur]

Ahhh, so that's why I am the way I am

[Leonard @eestn]

There's a genuine phenomenon in Eastern Europe (and I imagine elsewhere ITW) where LGBT kids are more likely to be fluent in English than their straight peers, as they find community online in English speaking circles and learn the language through that.

[eve @irinapolastri]

@Sn0w_Matt @HakataQueen are you the ass sommelier or something i mean