me!

lacrymosa by evanescence. yeah.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

THEYRE USING OUR DATA TO MASSIVELY SUPPRESS WAGES AND THIS ISNT HEADLINE NEWS WTF

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Genuinely how it feels

[Rat 🎀 @ichewthings]

let’s get married and go on adventures

[JukoDuko (COMMS OPEN) 🦒🦒🦒 @Jukobut3]

Diary of a wimpy kid is insane cuz you’ll be reading about Greg getting a bad grade and then he says some shit like “tbh if Rowley got molested he’d probably enjoy it”

[high priestess @despawner]

My kid best hope they turn out nonbinary cuz im naming them Poop regardless

[Museum @DailyClassicArt]

Kay Nielsen - "Young woman embracing a thorn bush" (c. 1913)

[NOEL. @ninaanoell]

i love moms who only have 1 child & it’s a girl

[donovan spoon @donovanhitchens]

do you swear to tell the poop, the whole poop, and nothing but the poop

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

has robert pattinson flashed hog on the big screen yet

[me! @lacrymosas]

@awesomegirl2486 Some of the holes they paved have somehow made it worse………

[jay @dicaprioburner]

Me in September

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

lol she literally do not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about