lance nancy

all absurde things are funny. all funny things contain love and joy. all existence and what comes with it is absurde.

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@DrEliDavid Luckily, unlike your God, my God teaches to forgive and not take offense

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@ianmiles Sorry mate, you missed the date by a couple thousand years

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@EzraBellBand That and people getting the shit beat out of them

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@fasc1nate China is really cutting down on Buddhist protesters

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@RubinReport Aww you caught a glimpse of some disenfranchised people, are you gonna be okay?

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When the pickle is bigger than the sandwich you know it’s going to be a good day

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The biggest pickle in the jar. What a beautiful experience

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I wish i could see the birth of every pickle I’ve ate. What a beautiful thing to behold

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Doctors, pastors, lawyers, politicians, generals, and cops all make money off your misfortune

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My favorite thing about the Greeks is that their Gods couldnt talk to each other instantly. They still needed a “messenger of the Gods” Hermes to send their temporal thoughts. Much of the mythology hinges on that factor. In this way we are more godlike than the Ancient Greek Gods

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Get yourself a handsome wife. She’ll only get more handsome with age

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The southern accent was made from centuries of day drinking. That draw is just a cover for their slurred speech and slow response time lol

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There’s no nuance or mystery, it just means they fucked

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Even as a kid i understood “and the became one flesh” meant that they made a babe

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Not playing sports kept me from knowing general dick size and nothing more

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I love freedom of speech because i love listening to bullshit. In fact, the business of America isn’t business, it’s bullshit.

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I have my mom’s sneeze

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9/11 is the only day i drink to forget

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Some people look a lot better with a mask on

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Did you know that Parkinson’s disease is considered stuttering in the deaf community?