jake‽

i write, sometimes;

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Remember when the head of the UN World Food Program laid out a plan to spend $6 billion to combat hunger after Musk said he would give them the money if they came up with a plan?

And then he never gave them a cent but wants to spend $43 billion to buy Twitter.

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

Petition: Ensure Trans people are fully protected under any conversion therapy ban https://t.co/fnU8VpZhO1

[Mark Downie @markmdownie]

Its now emerged that #Channel4 tried to ward off privatisation with proposals to train up 100,000 young people in neglected areas around the UK, a further £2bn in programmes from the Nations & Regions and ramped up recruitment in Glasgow, Bristol and Leeds. 1/2

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

@kxtybxt slay!

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

Via DM submission

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

the call is coming from inside the house

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

i have yet to c*m in a peach

[hilary snuff @liasmellson]

i wanna start a quote tweet meme so quote w a pic of urself + the famous ppl that u always get told u look like

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

non-stop assault

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

@_caleb23_ they’re right to

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

my new year's resolution is to hate america more

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

@onlinehunnie you’re right, and it’s about time she learnt

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

@onlinehunnie pam she’s only six

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

@Joshbal4 love that you already have a hi-tech litter tray

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

@nookscranny hmmm ok but do better next year please!

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

@nookscranny please say you were in their top 0.05% of listeners

[National AIDS Trust @NAT_AIDS_Trust]

Online rumours someone was diagnosed with HIV shortly after a needle injury are demonstrably false.

Getting HIV from a needle injury is extremely rare. A diagnosis takes weeks.

Our thoughts with those worried by spiking. We hope the facts about HIV can help quell some worries.

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

@_caleb23_ Ash is right there?

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

@LilSpookyDookie @onlinehunnie ^ he’s the friend

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

@onlinehunnie name the songs!…for a friend

[jake‽ @lactaselacking]

@onlinehunnie I tried a 100% bar once; I was this 👌🏻 close to committing an atrocity