Lacyy

living my best life

[Lacyy @lacy_scaz]

lazy saturday

[Constance bookish @ThebookishC]

I hate when a book is getting really good and suddenly I have to do something in real life. Like excuse me???

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[John Slaughter, Esq. @JSlaughterEsq]

A couple of Germans on a road trip have done more to inspire patriotism ahead of America’s 250th anniversary than the entirety of the U.S. government.

[Alli$on @Alllycatt_]

The next roach or next man lmaoaoaoa aite

[midnight cowgirl🤠 @jollygreentexan]

saw an old map of the US and now i’m getting emotional over this part of texas that’s labeled “herds of buffaloes and wild horses”

[eilidh✨ @demon_dolI]

no one talks about the difficulties in having a bedtime gap relationship

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

when you left the house in your idgaf outfit but now you out and gaf.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[chiara ☾ 🧚‍♀️ @wascrivodizain]

uomini credono che noi donne vogliamo l’uomo muscoloso e facoltoso, ma la realtà dei fatti è che noi donne vogliamo solo i capelli di Jennifer Aniston in friends

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

hearing “don't start" gives me a thrill, makes me really want to start

[Edmund @Kulambq]

'The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.'

Mark Twain

[jack antifanoff 🍅 @yourlovesupreme]

all concert tickets should cost $30. unless they’re vip then they should cost $50. and depending on production value/how many people have to be paid maybe $200 tops

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

Imagine the NFL canceled a teams season every time a player got caught committing domestic violence

[nyx. @dftonezz]

ur not a real people pleaser if you didn’t have that one relationship you accidentally got into

[𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐳𝐢 𝐃𝐢𝐨𝐫. 💜 @KhulisoKMahosi_]

fortunately you can invite me for both! i’m every woman, it’s all in me.

[Ellie✨♥️🥂✡️🏳️‍⚧️🔆 @EllieGabalus]

Rare reasonable Texas policy

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

in his own words