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NM | WTX

[lαcу ferg ✰ @lacyymae4]

“what’s your major?”

“rich boys with big ranches”

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

the Donald Trump shooter

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

I am drinking 47 beers in honor of Trump tonight

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Hardest pics of the year, 2 years in a row 😭🔥

[☔ @Whotfismick]

mom: “we cleaning this whole house
tomorrow"

14 year old me:

[MK @adoreanise]

i was wondering why my alarm didn’t go off after a drunk night out 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

stop posting abt ur problems n start drinking alcohol like the rest of us

[vane 🎱 @87nessa_]

me swearing that second mimosa isn’t hitting

[Palmer Anthony @palmeranthony_]

Cinco de Mayo on a Friday is just such an aggressive move by whoever makes calendars

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when i wake up from a “quick” nap and it’s dark outside

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[NM.gov Fake Tweets @nm_gov]

I don't feel Bonita

I feel like a pendeja