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[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Woke are the worst kind of parents. They don't think twice about putting their children at risk if it serves their ideological purpose.

Okay, agreed, you want to do a peaceful protest, and you believe it is a peaceful protest. But what if rogue elements from the protest attack the police, and they resort to a lathicharge and tear gas to restore order, triggering a stampede? Who will be responsible for the children then?

It will be your responsibility, a direct result of your poor parenting and failure to assess the risk of what you are doing, or worse, knowing the risk and ignoring it anyway. You will be responsible, but since you guys have no insight, I know you will surely blame the state.

[LMAO @laddusaddu]

@MohdMohsin7643 @Himansh54773386 @TheRubric_Medic @DocRGM_ What is the punishment for leaving Islam?

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@theskindoctor13 BJP ke iss baar lagne wale hai aur uska sabse bada reason yehi admi hoga.

[Dev @refocus21]

Meet Prabal Pratap :

> Just a common man
> Wanted to file an FIR against an ACP
> Knocked on every door for justice
> First, the Special CJM rejected his complaint
> Then the Allahabad High Court dismissed it
> The Supreme Court also dismissed it
> After losing hope in every court
> Bro was completely frustrated with the system
> Risked his own career
> Did what millions only think about it
> And expressed his anger inside the Supreme Court
> Showed the judiciary its place
> Replaced Your Honour with "Mr judicial servant
> And ordering judges to file an fir against ACP vikas nagar
> Then threw the documents inside the Supreme Court
> And said ye de dena macharord CJI ko

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

Cancer patient was about to die. She pleaded. Her plea has been listed 57 times. The court has still not heard it. Teesta Setalvad was about to be jailed. She pleaded. Her plea was listed out of turn. The court heard it at midnight.

Cancer patient is dead. Teesta is alive.

[LMAO @laddusaddu]

Horrific accident at SV Road near Andheri Subway.
#Mumbai

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@PATRIOTNumber01 @dhruv_rathee @SatishM93279435 Murkho ke sabse badi pehchan yahi hoti hai ki wo apne aap ko highly intelligent samjhata hai aur dusro ko bewakuf.

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@theskindoctor13 Gadkari saheb akele lutiya dubo denge iss bar.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Every Imtiaz Ali film is essentially the same movie with different actors, songs, locations and situations. The common formula goes something like this:

The protagonist is emotionally confused and doesn't know what they want from life.

They meet a quirky, free-spirited person who completely changes their worldview.

A road trip, train journey, or foreign travel becomes a metaphor for self-discovery.

The characters spend most of the film talking philosophically about love, identity, and "finding yourself."

They separate due to misunderstandings or personal issues.

One of them has a dramatic realization and chases the other in the climax.

The ending suggests that love is possible only after discovering one's "true self."

Whether it's Jab We Met, Love Aaj Kal, Rockstar, Highway, Tamasha, Jab Harry Met Sejal, or Socha Na Tha, the packaging changes, but the core themes remain the same.

[LMAO @laddusaddu]

@JayantBhandari5 Always an brown sepoy ready to defend his masters. Gore in logo ke muh me hagg bhi denge ye sab desert samjh ke kha lenge.

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@SaifAhmadSaiif Bilkul sahi aur jin Hinduo ne mujra kiya baad me wo convert ho gaye aur aaj unki aulade yaha X par gyan baant rhi hai.

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@ladynationalist Kisi ne likha tha ki " Alpha is the Pakistan response to the Dhurandhar "

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

A 125-year-old Gurdwara, Sri Guru Singh Sabha Sahib, has been demolished in Pakistan’s Punjab....

Let’s see how many Indian "seculars" & even Khalistanis raise their voice now...
Let's see if international "minority rights orgs" speak against it....

[LMAO @laddusaddu]

@Jeetcelinnit Ye madrchod Pakistani Account hai. Bhosdike tumhara to mulk hi ek shithole hai.

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Inside BBC News Meeting Room.

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@BBCNews That parasite came from Britishers.

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@Mrfriedo

[Tanya @TanDave15]

Everytime a white man lies, a white girl gets groomed by a Pakistani

[Office Of Vijay Patel @VijayGajeraO]

British Media is now doing a hit job on Indian tourism.

Facts about this case.

1. She visited India in 2007 and was diagnosed in 2011, got treated in the next few years, but got published now!

2. Without DNA sequencing or phylogenetic testing to prove the parasite came from a specific South Asian strain, doctors are just playing a guessing game. They saw "India" in her past travel history and immediately pinned it on that to create a neat, dramatic story.

3. You get them by ingesting microscopic eggs through contaminated water or poor hand hygiene. That can happen literally anywhere.

[LMAO @laddusaddu]

@lolitascak3 I think judiciary also want people to turn " Citizen Vigilante "