Demirep

What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me?

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

@WildManWaterloo Liverpool fans wouldn’t be waving Union Flags 🤮

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

@WilliamHill #yourodds Endo sent off

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

* not my chest.

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

Been there ages but not really used it. Contemplating making the move.

@demirep.bsky.social

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

In other news, I hugely miss my amazing, dickhead mittens. Their toebeans smelled like the McVitie’s factory in Harlesden on digestive baking day and their fur was as slick as an otter baptised in otto of roses.

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

I mean, would it be cool to illegally import and domesticate a protected wild animal for my own emotional wellbeing ? Really? Would it? Hmmm?

[Kate isn't really here any more @katebevan]

This Pallas Cat kitten is very, very unimpressed

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

Do it. It won’t kill you.

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

Also, please consider giving blood. Up until the last 2 years I was terrified of giving blood. However, my personal health issues paled into insignificance to the amount of good I could do if I overcame the fear of a needle. Do it, kidz.

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

Ha ha ha. Cuck.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

A lot of people still don’t believe me when I say that the Dems will do everything in their power to destroy me if they win on Nov 5th

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

@richard_littler @JaneyGodley You good man.

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

@snathe This you? https://t.co/AQPOzFBCxw

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

Fuck you, you joy-sponge.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

It's not a real Lego set if it can't be built out of bricks and standard parts. I'm having none of this Technic bullshit or one off pieces that are just moulded to the specific shape

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

I ate a slice of Vienetta last night with a teaspoon. Possibly never been happier.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Desserts always taste better when eaten with a teaspoon.

[Berty @fatladrunningco]

The Ticketmaster Queue when Oasis Tickets go on sale

[Dan Wootton @danwootton]

None of the information posted or repeated on this account is known by its author to be false, nor intended to stir racial or any hatred of, nor cause psychological or physical harm to, any person or group of people (howsoever identified).

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

Oh ok. They have colonised that roundabout and claimed it for Racistiana? Cool. They can have it. May I suggest some form of border control so they can’t leave?

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

Cheers in Blackpool as two men raise Britain and England flags on a roundabout shouting “England til I die” and “Take the island back”. Things here remain peaceful but tense.

[Linda Yaccarino @lindayaX]

A Message to X Users

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

Shush, now. The adults are talking. Go and play with your toy cars. #blert

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why aren’t all communities protected in Britain? @Keir_Starmer

[Demirep @LaDemirep]

Just a thought. All these knuckle-draggers being arrested for rioting… Do we still have the Bibby Stockholm barge? Fill it up with the blerts and float it out. They can then Thunderdome to their hearts content.