D@in the Goblin King

they/them 🌟 Queer polyam 🏳️‍⚧️ nonbinary writer, cat&rabbit parent, ex-Mormon

[Music Box Theatre @musicboxtheatre]

Let’s go lesbians

[Keeby the Yellow Kirby @MickieJae13]

We are all faggots in the eyes of people who hate us, so trying to make yourself an "acceptable queer" to pander to those people is meaningless, and once they use you to fuck over the rest of us, you'll be cast out with no one to turn to, and I do not feel bad for you

[D@in the Goblin King @ladgoblin_]

wtf is Threads, Bluesky just doesn’t have the same reach/sauce as old Twitter, I cannot log into Tumblr as a 33 year old (p sure it’s illegal past 25), I’m no longer friends with the pretentious film nerds from grad school for Letterboxd…? What’s left, MySpace?

[D@in the Goblin King @ladgoblin_]

I miss connecting w/friends online, but does anyone else feel like all social media sucks ass now. Like, Twitter is fucked (🖕Elon), IG made me want to kms, FB is for my great-aunt to crash out about politics, TikTok is a doomscroll trap, Reddit is… Reddit

[mercury @onmercnem]

everyday I become more compassionate and more evil simultaneously

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

anyway.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Having resting bitch face rules. People think I am intense and mysterious when 95% percent of the time, the voice in my head is just incessently repeating "whoah Black Betty bam ba lam, whoah Black Betty bam ba lam"

[D@in the Goblin King @ladgoblin_]

seeing a tiktok queer out in the wild is like seeing a cartoon character, like I don’t think you’re supposed to be out here in your little low-cropped boxy tee and wolf cut?? We don’t live in the same world, you’re scaring me!

[dyke to watch out for @angryblaqwoman]

life opened up when i realized i didn’t have an anxious attachment style i was just dealing with people who didn’t like me

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

my personal experience tells me this is possible, but you have to be cool with disappointing your parents to do it

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Ah

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i dont think im allowed to have an opinion on this because i dont know anything abt boxing but i hope mike tyson kills that blonde youtuber

[D@in the Goblin King @ladgoblin_]

thanks Jennivee’s for helping me celebrate my newest diagnosis/first surgery

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

I have a complicated relationship to food and my parents and sex and my body and God and being social and most substances and probably just any aspect of life actually.

[mars, like the bar @sacredmargs]

my 5 year plan is to prove that someone like me who is super neurotic and difficult and moody and depressive can still live a beautiful life and be a net benefit on the world

[D@in the Goblin King @ladgoblin_]

cancelled my gym membership!

[Grace 🦎🩵🐣🐈‍⬛🌃 @HormoneHangover]

Joan Didion said it's painful having your self-deceptions shattered by reality but it's a precursor to developing real self-respect. Her vision of self respect: a kind of clear-eyed acceptance of yourself, your choices, and where they are likely to lead. Love the concept

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

There’s something so brilliantly American about a group of cops, not activated too assist with search and rescue, volunteering to keep families *out* of a grocery store so they can’t get diapers and baby formula in the middle of a massive disaster.