lad ♡

insta: @itsladb or @ladplease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

I don’t need a vacation.

I need everybody to stop asking me for shit for 72 hours. 😭

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

Somebody saying “calm down” has never once caused anybody to calm down.

In fact…

now I’m finna get disrespectful.

😭

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

Amazon prime just be thinking they can do whatever 🥴 just give me my $16 back boo

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

I’m not mean.

I’m just no longer interested in pretending foolishness is entertaining. 💅

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

My face says everything.

That’s why I don’t even bother explaining myself anymore. 😂

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

I don’t mind people having opinions.

I mind people having opinions…

with a PowerPoint presentation.😂

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

You ever talk to somebody who somehow turns every conversation into a story about themselves?

Baby, I asked what time it was.😭

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

Some people don’t listen to understand.

They listen for their turn to start their dissertation. 😭

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

I need a grown man.

Not somebody I gotta raise, remind, motivate, feed, and emotionally troubleshoot.

Baby, I’m tired.😭

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

A man saying “I’m different”…

is usually my first warning sign.😂

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

Some of y’all need less confidence…

and more self-awareness.

Respectfully.

😭

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

I’m not being shady.

I’m being observant with personality. 💅

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

I’m actually very easygoing.

You just have to stop doing irritating shit.😭

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

I don’t judge people. I just notice everything.

There’s a difference. 😂

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

girl shut up, we know u need yo hair done. ���😂

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

I am quick to “my momma calling me” to get off the phone boo, cause…. 😩😂

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

I stopped arguing with know-it-alls.

Congratulations…

you won a debate nobody else was havin😂

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

I’ll never understand why ppl can’t pick up on direct shade 😂😭

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

I don’t have to tolerate anything 😂 I’ll cuss u out & kick my feet up boo.

#LadPlease

[lad ♡ @ladpleaseee]

everyday y’all find a way to piss me tf off 😂😂😂

#LadPlease