LegendLads

Just a group of Pro ice hockey players that like to get shitfaced the night before a game. It has no effect on our performance, Promise.

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

@beanstoast @BenFolkeThomas @jessmorgan @ClwbIforBach @WedgewoodRooms @DreamlandMarg @JohnPeelCentre @CambJunction @Nath_Brudenell @stereoglasgow @thecluny @thisisgorilla @theklabristol Put us down for rescue rooms. Can’t wait. Discovered you 9 months ago at tex fest and already this will be our 4th time seeing you.

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

So.... turns out that our alcohol consumption the night before a game might actually have an impact on our game day performance. Who knew. It’s all good though, @NottmLegend shuts for 3 weeks so a winning streak is on the way.

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

Right, serious post now. It turns out someone’s been taking shit out of the @NottmLegend. This is bang out of order! We pinch pint pots and spoons when we are in there drunk, but taking shit is one step too far!

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

@DezsoD @shellybelcher @Cstew_7 @NottmLegend Ahh now come on, who’s been taking dog shit from our pub? That dog shit belongs to that pub. Bang out of order.

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

Right @Cstew_7 you’re the new boy round here, NHL means shit when you’re in the UK and it’s drinking time. Get the shots in rookie, time to get twisted EIHL style. Oh and meet @shellybelcher landlady of @NottmLegend she’s you’re new best friend, you’ll see.

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

@darrenfrew68 @Cstew_7 @shellybelcher @NottmLegend No points for us this weekend though as we are getting mortal drunk.

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

Another round of shots and one of the puck bunnies has joined us. Turns out it’s her birthday too! Might get to see some puck bunny titties and new boy can pop his Nottingham cherry before even touching the ice. Fucking love this joke league, sorry we mean pro league.

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

@darrenfrew68 @Cstew_7 @shellybelcher @NottmLegend Sorry fuck face. We’re far to drunk to give a toss about grammar munchkin.

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

Ok so already 6 rounds of shots deep, and Prosecco is flowing nicely. New boy is holding up well, but first to pass out has to drink a pint of Tetlows piss out of Farmers skate! Game on.

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

Well xmas and new year is over, and it seems our out of control drinking might have some effect on results after all. But fuck it, new boys here so we have another excuse to get cunted! Let’s welcome Stewart to the boys club #shots #startasyoumeantogoon

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

Oh my days. We are so shit faced. We are drinking alcohol we have never heard of before. Honestly... if someone hits me on the boards tomorrow I am likely to shit myself. I hope the zamboni is on alert.

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

@SaraheKing23 @jen_swann @PanthersIHC @AutismEastMids @MichaelGarnett Ok feel free to place your head in a bowl of bleach for owning, not only a pair of pink crocs, but a pink pair of fake crocs. Those lucky lucky men had you in a big way.

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

@SaraheKing23 @jen_swann @PanthersIHC @AutismEastMids @MichaelGarnett Excuse me... there’s everything wrong with crocs!!!! Go through the history of pedophiles and they all have one thing in common..... crocs. #fact

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

Night before a game and the shots are out. Fuck me that @shellybelcher has got a lot to answer for. However, the roast potatoes were fucking amazing. #BestPubInNotts

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

Looks like coach has had far too much to drink. And on the night before a game. And in the legend. What a disgrace. If we lose tomorrow we know who to blame. #CuntedCoach

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

A pub with its own brewery. That means endless booze! Fucking put our names down.

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

So... we are all on our way to being twisted, so we decide on a mid session kebab, wise. We take a muggle with us out of kindness, but she takes this opportunity to realise she’s lost a tooth?!?! Wtf is wrong with these dipshit mofo’s? #ShittingACrown

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

@kenpanthers please please please, this surely has to be played whenever the Steelers come on to the ice. https://t.co/8zWIQuAj5S

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

Well it’s Thursday, and we all know what that means.... #ThirstyThursday let’s get fucked up. This time last week we were playing strip uno getting plastered in the @NottmLegend. This week we have an extra recovery day as game day is Saturday. Still gonna drink tomorrow though.

[LegendLads @lads_legend]

Not gonna lie, it’s been a tough week. @NottmLegend has been shut for a few days while they have a new central heating system installed. Had to slum it at other bars. But on the bright side, now got somewhere to dry our sweats before and after a game. #result