Nora Neyland

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

Ipsy waitlist no more! https://t.co/mqjyalTxjF

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

Uber: Free $15 Credit (All Users): https://t.co/bkFwAOeLMF #likeacoupon

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

#askbridgeofspies @drafthouse Austin. How come Jim's son wasn't taught to hide in a fridge in case of an atomic bomb a la Crystal Skull?

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

If @Zillow paid my mortgage for a year, I would move! http://t.co/7sPZ84HB9Q

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

Win groceries, flowers and clothes directly delivered to your door! https://t.co/dmdrQLMFRO #LETOTE #instacart #Bouqlove

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

@austintexasgov Dear City of Austin, thank you on this 95 degree day for turning off my power "by accident"

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

All up in that #SkimmLife http://t.co/RzAOrK9kSJ via @theSkimm

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

@BenJerrysTexas thanks ice cream guy! Sorry we didn't have the ice cream food fight you requested #umbel

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

@BenJerrysTexas we are screaming for free ice cream at @Umbel!! Come check out our new digs!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

"I can’t even. I am unable to even. I have lost my ability to even. I am so unable to
even. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!" http://t.co/OwkMIzluKU

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

@camcheline happy to hear I'm neither crazy nor flusterable. I assumed Brintern had messed it up somehow. Screw with him next time!

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

@camcheline did you do this to mine?!? I had no idea how that happened...

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

RIP Sir Christopher Lee, 1922-2015 http://t.co/oUUTN6iB4P

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

Turned my inbox into an ATM today! @paribusco saves me money. As close to magic as you can get. https://t.co/e3w3jv84fF #getparibus

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

Solution...Take a Benadryl and sleep til Tuesday?

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

Frozen margaritas, eggplant lasagna, and Die Hard. Next week is all downhill from here.

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

What Headlines Would Look Like If The Avengers Were Real - I want this and Hogwarts. SO MUCH. http://t.co/hV1gfp1pzm

[Kayla Itsines @kayla_itsines]

10 year olds running around with their iPhones,when I was 10 I was listening to aqua on my walkman struggling to keep my tamagotchis alive.

[HeyPlayStation @HeyPlayStation]

RT for a chance to win our epic #MayThe4th Star Wars prize package, including this awesome custom PS4 box!

[Nora Neyland @Lady_Norm]

I'm never more grateful for handicap railings in bathrooms than I am the day after a killer workout! @kayla_itsines #BBG #legsdontfailmenow