Alyssa Reister

We get so worried about being pretty. Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong.

[BloodHorse @BloodHorse]

Hallie Hardy Named Executive Director of Horse Country https://t.co/jJZ0EwJ8JB

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying.

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

Stop dating while you’re healing.
Heal first, then date.
Other people are not medicine.

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

me to me: you stress me out

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides.

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

When we're young the doorbell ringing was an exciting event, who could it be, maybe a friend from school! As an adult it is probably the most butthole clenching, anxiety inducing event to happen on any given day.

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

Me: “I’m here to check your vital signs”
Pt: “what are you going to do if you don’t find any?”
Me: “chest compressions”

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this thing :/ maybe Christmas or my birthday.
my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday
me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

Not vaccinating your children is basically making them immune to old age.

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

it literally feels like January 74th.

[b @curseoffeeling]

my whole life consists of people asking me if i’ve seen this movie and me telling them no i haven’t seen that movie and then them telling me i should see that movie and then me telling them i’ll add it to the list but there is no list and i won’t watch that movie

[Dom @Domasaur_]

Can you believe people walk out of their house and run? Not to get food or something. They just go for a run

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely.

[Joshua @jlewdatruth]

*Gets asked "how ya doin" at work*

My Brain:
Don't say it
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Me:
"Living the dream"

[Chris @ImRebrandingOk]

It’s Thursday — time to make weekend plans you’ll undoubtedly bail on!

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

This getting dark early has me getting in bed at 5:30 like ok goodnight.

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

So far my adult life has mostly consisted of putting off phone calls and cooking wildly inaccurate amounts of food.

[Alyssa Reister @ladya44]

learning how to speak your mind is so terrifying but its 100 million times better than stewing in silence and hoping someone picks up on your vibes.