Bat Aimless

Charm, not harm

[Bat Aimless @ladyaimless1]

👻🦇
BOO!
Thanks everyone for asking after me - I've just been having a bit of a Twitter break. I'm heading off on holidays today for a couple of weeks, but I'll catch up with you all when I get back.
XOX

[Bat Aimless @ladyaimless1]

@FrankFlobs65902 @Feline_Shady @manin_black @Watershedd @Bruce_Elvisteen @LadyPoop2 @3wombats @WombatNShadow @BrendaJ69492764 @ToMyPirateShip @ManjitK6987 @xskinn @jahan_tyson @blakandblack @6_lupey @sallymell @revardin @LarhamNark 🤣

[Frank Flobster @FrankFlobs65902]

@ladyaimless1 @Feline_Shady @manin_black @Watershedd @Bruce_Elvisteen @LadyPoop2 @3wombats @WombatNShadow @BrendaJ69492764 @ToMyPirateShip @ManjitK6987 @xskinn @jahan_tyson @blakandblack @6_lupey @sallymell @revardin @LarhamNark See? You CAN polish a turd.

[Bat Aimless @ladyaimless1]

@Feline_Shady @manin_black @FrankFlobs65902 @Watershedd @Bruce_Elvisteen @LadyPoop2 @3wombats @WombatNShadow @BrendaJ69492764 @ToMyPirateShip @ManjitK6987 @xskinn @jahan_tyson @blakandblack @6_lupey @sallymell @revardin @LarhamNark I actually Googled tramezzini, only to find out they're just mayonnaise-based sandwiches with the crusts cut off.
Admittedly they sound more gourmet in Italian, but when all's said and done, it's just a crustless white bread sambo with mayo and chopped egg or chicken or tuna etc

[Bat Aimless @ladyaimless1]

@Feline_Shady @manin_black @FrankFlobs65902 @Watershedd @Bruce_Elvisteen @LadyPoop2 @3wombats @WombatNShadow @BrendaJ69492764 @ToMyPirateShip @ManjitK6987 @xskinn @jahan_tyson @blakandblack @6_lupey @sallymell @revardin @LarhamNark I was all prepared to worry about him too - until he tried to turn me into a tiny sandwich :(
Bet he didn't even think to cut my crusts off.

[Bat Aimless @ladyaimless1]

@Feline_Shady @manin_black @FrankFlobs65902 @Watershedd @Bruce_Elvisteen @LadyPoop2 @3wombats @WombatNShadow @BrendaJ69492764 @ToMyPirateShip @ManjitK6987 @xskinn @jahan_tyson @blakandblack @6_lupey @sallymell @revardin @LarhamNark Ah- I get it- you're trying to trick me into doing your dirty work for you.
You think I care so much for my fierce reputation that I'll bound into action, right?
WRONG
Any action on my part is going to cost you mangoes.
MANY mangoes
On my doorstep by daybreak or else I target YOU

[Bat Aimless @ladyaimless1]

@FrankFlobs65902 @Feline_Shady @manin_black @Watershedd @Bruce_Elvisteen @LadyPoop2 @3wombats @WombatNShadow @BrendaJ69492764 @ToMyPirateShip @ManjitK6987 @xskinn @jahan_tyson @blakandblack @6_lupey @sallymell @revardin @LarhamNark You won't be able to see if I poussée you in the eye

[Bat Aimless @ladyaimless1]

@Feline_Shady @manin_black @FrankFlobs65902 @Watershedd @Bruce_Elvisteen @LadyPoop2 @3wombats @WombatNShadow @BrendaJ69492764 @ToMyPirateShip @ManjitK6987 @xskinn @jahan_tyson @blakandblack @6_lupey @sallymell @revardin @LarhamNark Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle sometimes,
It makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
https://t.co/iNhKvaQeLA

[Bat Aimless @ladyaimless1]

@FrankFlobs65902 @Feline_Shady @manin_black @Watershedd @Bruce_Elvisteen @LadyPoop2 @3wombats @WombatNShadow @BrendaJ69492764 @ToMyPirateShip @ManjitK6987 @xskinn @jahan_tyson @blakandblack @6_lupey @sallymell @revardin @LarhamNark Poussée?
Or one of these?
https://t.co/s9MaPKoXsM

[Bat Aimless @ladyaimless1]

@manin_black @Feline_Shady @FrankFlobs65902 @Watershedd @Bruce_Elvisteen @LadyPoop2 @3wombats @WombatNShadow @BrendaJ69492764 @ToMyPirateShip @ManjitK6987 @xskinn @jahan_tyson @blakandblack @6_lupey @sallymell @revardin @LarhamNark Don't take it personally - I'm pretty sure cats want to push everything of a table.
Just be grateful god's not a cat. Imagine if s/he decided to start randomly pushing us all off the planet?

[Bat Aimless @ladyaimless1]

@FrankFlobs65902 @Feline_Shady @manin_black @Watershedd @Bruce_Elvisteen @LadyPoop2 @3wombats @WombatNShadow @BrendaJ69492764 @ToMyPirateShip @ManjitK6987 @xskinn @jahan_tyson @blakandblack @6_lupey @sallymell @revardin @LarhamNark If that's giv us a poke grandpa, it might work less well if you're not a lady...

[Bat Aimless @ladyaimless1]

@Feline_Shady @manin_black @FrankFlobs65902 @Watershedd @Bruce_Elvisteen @LadyPoop2 @3wombats @WombatNShadow @BrendaJ69492764 @ToMyPirateShip @ManjitK6987 @xskinn @jahan_tyson @blakandblack @6_lupey @sallymell @revardin @LarhamNark Maybe it just doesn't like cats?
It's a social media platform, and cats are notoriously stand-offish and antisocial.