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tweeting every line from greta gerwig's screenplay lady bird (2017)

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script 100% tweeted 😭 thanks for following along! I wanted to make a thread about quirks/parallels/interesting things I noticed in the screenplay so here it is 🌟

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Julie and Lady Bird browse magazines in an empty checkout aisle. A Checker calls out to them:

I can’t stop you dicks from hanging out here but quit wrinkling all the magazines!

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I’d have my own bathroom.

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I’d have friends over all the time to study and eat snacks. I’d be like “MOM WE’RE TAKING THE SNACKS UPSTAIRS TO THE TV ROOM.”

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If I lived here I would definitely have my wedding in the backyard.

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Yeah, it’s so beautiful.

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I love this neighborhood.

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Julie and Lady Bird walk through the fancy neighborhood, The Fabulous Forties. They stop in front of this very specific house - it is the Dream House: It’s three stories, blue, with white shutters and a big American Flag. It looks like nothing bad would ever happen in this house.

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I’m not sure you’re right...

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It’s not the same thing.

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But it’s not my real name.

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“Julie” doesn’t need to be in quotes.

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CLOSE ON A LIST.

Sign ups for auditions for the fall musical. A hand reaches up and takes the pen attached and writes, in all caps:

CHRISTINE “LADY BIRD” McPHERSON

And then another hand reaches up and writes:

JULIANNE “JULIE” PICKETT

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That we know of YET.

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But math isn’t something that you are terribly strong in?

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What I’d really like is to be on Math Olympiad.

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They do a fall musical and a spring play and from what I hear it’s a real blast.

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Perhaps you haven’t always been an active part of this community.

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How am I a senior and not know we have that?

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It’s a collaborative effort with the men at Xavier.

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Do we have that here?