Mary-Ellen Jones

Wine professional, and professional wine drinker. Gay all day. she/her

[Mary-Ellen Jones @ladyeightyeight]

It’s time we make a big shout out to all of the women of decades gone by who were vehemently arguing that washing our hair everyday was too damn much. They were the true pioneers. Bow down.

[Sunsun Girly @sunsungirly]

Who did this?🤣

[Mary-Ellen Jones @ladyeightyeight]

Republicans seeing clips from this badass DNC…it must be like being the jerks not invited to the epic High School grad party and then telling everyone that you didn’t even want to go to the party, but then crying yourself to sleep while listening to “All By Myself”.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

“You are my entire world and I love you.”

-Gov. Tim Walz gets personal about fertility treatments and his family.

His daughter responds with a heart.

His son, in tears, responds “That’s my dad!”

[Mary-Ellen Jones @ladyeightyeight]

@Tim_Walz is my new life coach, grandpa, guru, and overall spiritual advisor.
The end.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

"Name something that leaves a stain on furniture"

[Mary-Ellen Jones @ladyeightyeight]

I keep thinking about how excited I am to leave Ireland and not see a variation of a potato at every single meal…and then I remember that I’m going home to Cleveland, Ohio. I’m doomed.

[Mary-Ellen Jones @ladyeightyeight]

You know you’re homesick when you’re watching your wedding video alone in a airport in Ireland.

[Mary-Ellen Jones @ladyeightyeight]

My first trip to Ireland. I’m at a pub by myself and a man just called another man a cabbage as an insult. I think I’ve found my people.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

you guys really gotta stop asking athletes what’s next after they win a medal at the Olympics

[Mary-Ellen Jones @ladyeightyeight]

I just want a channel of all Murder She Wrote, but ONLY episodes in Cabot Cove. We are all so proud of you Jessica Fletcher, but no one wants to see your NYC adventures.

[Mary-Ellen Jones @ladyeightyeight]

@TheMasters Why are we being forced to watch a player not even on the leader board? Enough already with Tiger.

[Mary-Ellen Jones @ladyeightyeight]

How I know I’m a homeowner. A Google transcript…

[Mary-Ellen Jones @ladyeightyeight]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Viggo Mortensen and Steve Zahn are absolutely not the same person. Or so they say…

[Mary-Ellen Jones @ladyeightyeight]

Adulthood is just an endless cycle of having to empty the dishwasher.